RetroSimps

"most of the computers they made were ZX Spectrum games." Another pearl of a quote from the wordsmith that is Kieren Hawken. #kierenhawken

Ed Miliband must step in and bar Tesla from holding an energy licence. Elon Musk is a threat to our national security and clearly not a fit person to operate in our energy industry. We can’t have the lights go out because he’s having a strop on X.

The look that screams "yeah, i best act my age and tell Richard im no longer willing to dress up as Chunk Li, he'll be in bits but fuck him" #retrogaming #ladydecade #daisydumpling

@flendermanc @fesshole You win the Internet today @flendermanc

@fesshole Should have gone to Spunksavers

During my latest wanking session I decided to try and cum in my mouth by raising my my legs and body over my head. Resulted in cum in my eye and two weeks off work with a strained back. I'm 45 and probably should know better. 10 out of 10 will be trying again.

I speak for the #retrogaming community and thank #ladydecade for blurring these pics. Theres enough problems in the world without causing extra unnecessary distress / upset #embarrassing #simps . Only fans coming soon....

@stueymaco Are his tits bigger after though?

Excessively filtered, lopsided, and repugnant.

@thedreamkatcha This is one of her new rats #retrogaming

Now that Sarah’s not-even-middle-aged rats are dying from maltreatment, I see we’re reframing the definition of ‘elderly’. Pet MD says the average lifespan is 2-4 years. She should have been a politician. @octysrats/post/DU9jrN5DGWi" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">threads.com/@octysrats/pos…

#ladydecade #simps #retrogaming

Cowards hiding behind parliamentary privilege! thenational.scot/news/25903871.…

@MothinAli @TheGreenParty

Starmer, Shellbrooke, Taylor should be ashamed. Desperate, they know their time as MPs is up so they're lashing out hoping to score some political points. @TheGreenParty is going to replace them! The majority of the UK is with me, no more illegal wars! theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

Post a 💚 if you stand in solidarity with Hannah Spencer and the Green party. Together we can win 🔥

The GREEN PARTY have WON the Gorton & Denton by-election! Keir Starmer’s Labour were pummelled into a disastrous 3rd place - losing their massive 50.8% majority from 2024! Green: 14,980 Reform: 10,578 Labour: 9,364 Hannah Spencer becomes the fifth Green MP in Parliament.

✅Hope HAS WON! 💪Only the GREENS can take on Farage 🇬🇧 Politics has changed forever 🪠Hannah the Plumber is now Hannah Spencer the MP for Gorton and Denton! 🐝 The FIRST NORTHERN GREEN MP 🥀Labour have been replaced 🚫Reform's rise has been halted. Hate has been defeated.

🥀 Lying Labour at it again 👇 They released a leaflet with a fake tactical voting organisation on it 🟩 Vote Green! All tactical voting websites say this

Today is the day.. Every vote counts. We can win this - thanks to Green Party's biggest ever mobilisation. People are pounding the streets of Gorton & Denton - and we are getting lots of support.

Two options for voters in Gorton & Denton. Greens or Reform?

Fuck it, let's go greens 🙏