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@crunchynes @YahooSports Also gave up 60

@YahooSports Audi Crooks can play. They did her dirty with that picture and most people will just mock her. She scored 37 points in this game

@YahooSports Gross

Don’t think this guy will be in attendance

@DanBFox1287 Wheeler is absolutely an ace

Seen some talk about who the real true "aces" are in baseball. Here's who I would put in that category Crochet Fried Ragans Skubal Woo Brown deGrom Sale Sanchez Skenes Yamamoto Webb Not a long list

@HSchenewark Get a job, dude.

This is the easiest side-hustle ever. Pick up a couple of these from Costco, post on Facebook marketplace and rent out for $15/each. We rent them almost every week from now through the end of summer. They’re on sale at Costco and we just picked up a couple more. You won’t get rich with 8 tables, but it’s about as passive as income will ever be.

@BarbelinBallers It’s a pretty solid high school gym

Was loving Charles Barkley’s multiple shoutouts to Saint Joe’s and Martelli until he says “little dumpy gym”…..

@diamondagewagie @gran1te_mtn What

@Rewind294 @gran1te_mtn food in brooklyn is all egg on a burger and "sharables" now Omaha is probably better. Minneapolis definitely is

Everyone just looks at screens now it doesn’t matter if you live in Brooklyn or Omaha

@feelsdesperate What do you do that’s so great?

I would rather drop $200 billion of gold bricks into the ocean than give it to teachers.

@coloradan29 @gran1te_mtn Especially if you live in an inner-ring suburb and can do the same things whenever you want. Like yeah, I’m not gonna roll out of bed and go to a show or baseball game, but if I plan it a day in advance, it’s not very difficult.

@gran1te_mtn I've never understood the city/suburb discourse. I've lived extensively in both all over the country and people do exactly the same shit whether its Chicago or the burbs. "You people in the burbs walk dogs, watch tv, eat food, and drink. How lame!" Bitch, you do that too lol

@diamondagewagie @gran1te_mtn Uh, I don’t think the food scene compares to Brooklyn alone.

@gran1te_mtn Omaha has basically everything Brooklyn once offered now (except full-city walkability) at 20% of the price Suffolk County would be more accurate here

@SlopHq Ai slop

suburbanites will drive 22 minutes to sit inside a chili's that's surrounded by nine acres of parking lot and then call my neighborhood "inconvenient" because the meter costs a dollar seventy five. the lack of self-awareness is almost performance art at this point

@TouTheoX @UziCryptoo Dallas

@UziCryptoo Where the fuck do you live where 2k apartment is a flex lol

Things more dangerous than $7 coffees: - $40,000 wedding ($5,000/hr party) - $80,000 degree that gets you a $50,000/yr job - $40,000 car loan because you "earned it" - $2,000/mo apartments to flex for friends ...Thats why 80% of people are broke.

@jimiuorio lol

@King_Losman @Penn It’s not. Please refer to the NYT college study from about 20 years ago that ranked colleges by how satisfied employers were. Penn State was number one..Illinois was 4-5…

I’m a proud Illini. This is not a big deal. College sports are supposed to be like this. People gotta get a sense of humor…also, to you @Penn grads..keep working hard and maybe I’ll hire you someday…

@jimiuorio I don’t think anyone from Penn is looking to work for a small brokerage in Chicago.

@BrianAtlas Who cares

GENUINE question: do you think this is a looks-match? And what do you rate them? He's at least 2-3 points above her IMO. He is 7.5-8. She is a 5.

@MurrayHillGuy1 You’re so embarrassing dude.

Typical timeline of the American normie: • Varsity athlete in HS (peaked at 17) • Big Ten/SEC school, blacked out Thurs–Sat • Moves to a “fun” city for 3–4 years to continue college lifestyle • Slowly becomes a slave to a normie desk job • Settles for a beautiful mid at 31 because “it’s time” • Promoted a few times, still checks Slack at 9pm • Buys a house 45 min outside the city in the suburbs • Gains 30 lbs and calls it a “dad bod” • Develops a concerning addiction to gardening/lawn care and Costco runs • Sees friends 3x a year if lucky • 2 family vacations a year (one beach, one obligatory holiday) • Pops out a kid to run the exact same script is this the dream or did we all just agree to it?

@homosexualmouse @haleyvemealone Just letting you know

@Rewind294 @haleyvemealone I'm not on that message board so idc

My fav malapropism

@AlSmithin28 @Penn @UofIllinois You have no idea what you’re talking about.

@jimiuorio @Penn @UofIllinois The top Big Ten universities, which Illinois is one of them, are superior to the mid/low level Ivy League schools. Penn is in that category with the exception of Wharton.

As long as we are comparing @Penn and @UofIllinois, my research says it’s about a toss up…Illinois has the advantage in accounting and engineering but Penn definitely wins in Latin interpretive dance and sub Saharan gender studies …the debate rages on…

@jimiuorio You aren’t very smart

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