Jay Rewind

@mozz_erz @johnnyginkle_76 Always the Jews huh?

@johnnyginkle_76 the jews put these vaporizer pens in the hands of little ass kids cos the blunts and bongs werent doing a good enough job of ruining their prefrontal cortex

Who are the lil badass kids ripping penjamin at PGA champ?

@PanasonicDX4500 She’s gross

she’d cruise to ~at least~ 40% of the Philly vote even in a crowded primary field, Shapiro should be terrified

@MLBPipeline @Threshers @Phillies He’s the Phillies top prospect.

Gage Wood punches out six in four innings of work for the Single-A @Threshers ⛽️ The @Phillies’ No. 2 prospect sports a 38 percent K rate in 26 1/3 IP this season:

@ParlayPaddy517 @Philly_ASA Your? Guessing BU, BC, Northeastern, Harvard, MIT were not in the cards.

@Philly_ASA 😂😂😂😂 your location says Boston and your a Philly fan?? Cmon man 💀

“BoDy BaGgEd”

@ShenkLarry What year is it?

what's the strikeout pace?

@MattDeLuca @fried_egg_golf Hahahahahaha

@fried_egg_golf North Carolina is far better

Gil's got a point.

@yourfriendsam @fried_egg_golf That’s because no one cares about Ohio

@fried_egg_golf If I can’t play them I can’t count them. Mid ass golf around Philly

@fried_egg_golf How do you leave off Overbrook, etc.?

@CryptoMikli This dude never got laid

Clavicular says if you go bald you lose all your sexual market value “I would rather my dick never work again and keep all of my hair than anything” “For the average person, you’re not gonna be Jason Statham. So you’re gonna have this bald head and a functional dick, but it’s gonna be over for you when you got no one that you could use it on besides your hand”

@stelzner_n1150 lol

The nicest cities in America ranked: 1. San Diego, CA 2. Des Moines, IA 3. Madison, WI 4. Fargo-Moorhead, ND/MN 5. Grand Rapids, MI 6. Burlington, VT 7. Harrisburg, PA 8. Indianapolis, IN 9. Spokane, WA 10. Santa Barbara, CA

@deus_trader Salary is so tacky dude.

My daughter’s finally out of law school so no one mess with me, lol. Bar exam next, but already got a job with big law at starting quant salary ($225K/yr), so AI hasn’t destroyed all jobs yet.

@wagonburnerart Homeless

The fact that an unhoused person in Denver lit a luxury apartment complex on fire that was almost finished being built and burnt the entire thing down is really poetic actually

@RayBuckton @sweatystartup No, it’s definitely not.

@sweatystartup God bless these future leaders! Motherhood is the highest calling for a woman 🙏

At a kindergarten graduation in Athens GA. 75% of the girls had the same answer for their career choice. The woke mind can’t comprehend the beauty of southern culture.

@bytesizedbits1 @sweatystartup Welfare is pretty good, so probably most of them.

@sweatystartup I wonder how many of them will be able to afford being stay at home moms

@sweatystartup That’s honestly embarrassing

@AdamRackis Katie definitely uses pronouns

Raising a teenager is exhausting in ways you can’t fathom

@reddit_lies Not surprised they’re working in mental health.

This entire situation is peak Reddit.

@PastTheEyeTest Your metrics suck if Sánchez isn’t there.

The Cy race between Skenes, Sale, Ohtani, and Misiorowski might just go down in the history books.

@jonmorosi @kevinMcGonigle7 @Eagles @MLBNetwork @tigers Go Birds

Trey Yesavage on @kevinMcGonigle7, who laid off 3 splitters in a key 7-pitch walk: “He’s a really good hitter — another Southeast PA boy. I don’t know him, but that’s kind of a cool connection. Hope he’s an @Eagles fan. He’s one heckuva player.” @MLBNetwork @Tigers

@JB071289 @PhilsTailgate @JeffKerrPHL Dodgers already signed him.

@PhilsTailgate @JeffKerrPHL Is there any doubt that Sato will be a Dodgers next year?

NEWS: Preston Mattingly and four others from the Phillies are currently in Japan scouting Hanshin Tigers 3B Teruaki Sato. Sato’s stats this season: 138 AB | 51 H | 15 2B | 10 HR | 30 RBI | 23 BB | 41 K | .370/.453/.739