Robin Sentance

@jamieoliver sensodyne adverts? Are you that desperate for money?

@sniffpetrol That’s how I try an spell Peugeot before autocorrect puts me right

Weird boast on this drainage company van.

@sniffpetrol Ampera, volt?

Idly thinking about what you might do if you had a max budget of £10,000 and wanted a small EV for zizzing about. You might be able to find a four-year-old Fiat 500e. You could hang on a few months until Dacia Springs dip under 10k. Orrrrrr...

@Perfidia2307 @AdrianEdmondson Are you a bot?

@AdrianEdmondson I have an identical one from a broken glass 😣

Horrific festive injury sustained while peeling back the foil top on a jumbo tube of twiglets. Can this year get any worse?

@Alex79uk @Laurenlondoner @fesshole Probably out of her massive AI Cunt

@Laurenlondoner @fesshole ...in the toaster!?

I've just been cleaning the kitchen and decided to shake out all the crumbs from the toaster that had missed the crumb tray. When I tried to replace the tray there was something stopping it going back. A little digging with a knife revealed the desiccated rear half of a mouse

@mauryan_avinash @fesshole I’m getting fuck sick of these AI replies

@fesshole That’s quite an unexpected find! It sounds like the toaster has seen some action. Definitely a reminder to check those hidden spots more often. Now you’ll want to clean it thoroughly to make sure nothing else is lurking in there. Hope the cleanup goes smoothly!

@ChrisGoffey @ChrisGoffey Chris, use the @ symbol more, tag them into this conversation. @FIAT_UK

I should add that Fiat warrant the Ducatto for three years and 100,000 k's. Mine is out of warranty ( 4years) and only done 18,000 miles. So a repair bill that may be around £6,000 ( when the part eventually arrives) is a bit hard to swallow

WHAT IS IT with Fiat? My Ducatto camper broke in France May 8th. Diagnosed Sellaspeed failure. No French Fiat dealer wants it, brought back to UK. No Fiat dealer has the part here. What happened to VOR? Do they just apply MTBW code to each order? ( Make the Buggers Wait)

@fesshole Amazing soundtrack to this game

90s, Lotus Turbo Challenge. As you got close to another player it would show "PLAYER-NAME AHEAD". Poor little brother would always brake for the CRASH or OIL SPILL that was AHEAD. He never figured it out.

man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter

@harrym_vids @Channel4 Udder nonsense

Here we go again, I might have to do another Harry’s Farm video to correct the misinformation presented in this @Channel4 programme. Do they really believe cows (ruminants) are causing global warming simply because they emit methane? If that’s the case then we should remove all ruminants, not just cows. Deer, buffalo, giraffes, antelope, sheep, etc. Utter nonsense.

@gregjames youtube.com/shorts/j8ez05D… London?

@Shep73David @marksandspencer Your from Yorkshire, can’t afford it

@marksandspencer Pathetic. No cash from my household being spent at M&S this xmas.

A statement from M&S:

@FancFay @marksandspencer I bet you do buy something from them though

@marksandspencer Absolutely pathetic, you need to remember the British people, the flag you flew, these are the people that made your store the success it was. After this advert I will never darken your doors again and my online account is now deactivated @marksandspencer Happy Christmas..

@Sapphire26258 @marksandspencer I bet you do buy something

@antony @Carpervert The same companies that have purified our water, are also dumping shit and plastic wipes into our seas and rivers. If we can’t trust them to clean up our sewage, do we trust them to provide safe drinking water?

Why are people still allowed to wrap their bags in 3 KM of cellophane at airports? Besides moronic, it's like post Covid world has forgotten about reducing single use plastic.

@KeithRi45119016 @DeanoGorton Reith Kichardson

🤔LET'S TAKE THE KIDS TO THE SAFARI SHE SAID THEY'LL LOVE IT..

@TweetsFromFerg @DeanoGorton @josha1995_ Gerf

@DeanoGorton @josha1995_ Parents of the year contenders

@blackrebelpete @DeanoGorton Oete Pwen

@DeanoGorton That’s child abuse.

@peebeebee76 @DeanoGorton Aaul Plexander

@DeanoGorton Parents of the year 🙄

@All1892LFC @DeanoGorton Lll-AFC

@DeanoGorton Terrifying her kids for the likes. Sad indictment of modern society.