Ferg 🍊

People complaining about FSG not investing in the squad. We should be investing in referees like the Manc sides do.

@fesshole It's a relationship without the bills.

Been in a friends-with-benefits situation with a pal for about 8 years. Both in our 40's both single the whole time. Great sex, great company, our kids are pals at school. I'm not sure at what point we just admit we're in a relationship. Scared to bring it up in case it ruins it.

@ASRomaEN 🤬

Bologna score. 3-4 #ASRoma #UEL #RomaBologna

Fuckinell, Roma.

@Troll_Sports1 They spent more time on their backs than a brass down Sheil Rd.

The entire Anfield team laughed and enjoyed themselves when the Galatasaray player threw herself to the ground.

Hit the post twice in a penalty shootout? 😮

@unluckypal_ @footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK

@footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Most biased commnatary ever.

Stop that, Mo Salah 😮‍💨 His 50th goal in the competition scored in some style. 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

Not our fault you're so shit.

@ratemyplatenow This what botulism looks like.

Sosig Suprise by Gary H

15 SoT, and we've only scored 4 times? Shite. 🤪

Wow. Fucking wow. 😮

GET THE FUCK IN GRAV!

Oh fuck off

Bloody hell, Gordon should have buried that

Great goal by Newcastle tbf

@Twelfth_Red Give Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions a play. One of the greatest rap albums you'll ever hear.

I ain't taking the piss out of anyone until after our match tomorrow.

I'm gonna regret these pints of Guinness in the morning

@robertmcmilla12 @BBCMOTD Amazed they made it from Manchester TBH.

@BBCMOTD I’m amazed all that City fans made it up from London

The task has got even harder for Man City 😫 Bernardo Silva is sent off for handball as Vinicius Jr makes it 4-0 on aggregate from the penalty spot 🟥⚽

@BBCMOTD Bernado Silva, Karma is a cruel mistress.

@paddypower Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

To be fair to Bernardo Silva, it was a great save