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@CoinDesk Retard of the year

NEW: Illinois Governor Pritzker has signed a 0.2% tax on crypto transactions into law including transfers between personal wallets, with the Crypto Council for Innovation calling it "the most punitive digital asset tax in the country."

@saylor Ponzi that you will be hated for. And when you alone on your boat you will not think how you ruined crypto.

$STRC now pays dividends twice per month. What is the clearest way to describe this?

@CashAnvil Build on Bitcoin.

I put my entire life into Cardano. My time, my expertise, my savings. I’ve literally gone all in, and for over 5 years now. No salary for 3 years, along with my co founder, and every payroll was paid on time. This isn’t meant as a guilt trip just context towards my reality. I forced my cofounders to envelope the ‘entrepreneur mindset’ and make sacrifices to make our vision of Anvil work. I thought we were in good company in Cardano. A bunch of scrappy, smart people who are building the future financial rails of the world. Unfortunately, not everyone was living like starving entrepreneurs and looted our community/treasury while keeping cushy salaries. Now the price is in the teens…and we can’t even get contracts on Cardano to sustain our business, with no indication that change is coming, all community business proposals are not passing atm. I gave up my 30s for this. I had a great career trajectory making solid money. I don’t regret the decision I just wish it went different. Believe it or not, we didn’t make many stupid decisions, we were responsible with salaries, and ran very lean operations. Did we fail? Or did Cardano fail to flourish and create real opportunity? I bought Ada, I believed in the token. I dropped my 401k on it. Held it religiously for 5 years, all to sell at .16 so I don’t lose my house? It’s insane lol was I supposed to sell on everyone’s heads? I thought being a believer was the whole point now I just feel like a sheep. I don’t even have the 100k Ada required anymore to go straight to the treasury. The only thing I can think of that hurt worse were my kidney stones. This is the most defeated I have felt in a long time. And now I’m watching 8 months of hard work and relationship building get thrown away. Can’t get a hold of half the DReps otherwise you come off as annoying. Didn’t do a Japan tour? Good luck! I had to waste 6 days explaining to one of our top DReps why the product needs Cardano. He basically said we didn’t need to use blockchain or cardano. Instead of explaining the value we create I gotta convince our top DReps why a project chose to build on Cardano? 🤯 Im not perfect but I damn sure tried to be! Answered everyone promptly, reached out to DReps, and did our best to listen/apply feedback. I show up everyday. Can someone explain to me why I should keep trying to build here? I’ve legit lost everything but my wife who isn’t getting any happier with me. Today is the first day I work towards getting my life back. IDK exactly what that means but I’m done feeling like this for nothing.

@elonmusk @iam_smx Ser, can you spare 100k? I could write a sad story about my life and kids but i just dont want to lie. So let me know do you need my wire info or is Bitcoin a solid option? 😅😅 But in reality congrats! Job well done. 🫡🫡🍻

@iam_smx *trillioniare

AOC with zero life achievements: "Elon Musk is not a scientist, he’s not an engineer, he’s a billionaire conman with a lot of money" 🤡 Elon Musk: "Can you believe it? That's crazy, anyway... what did you get done this week?"

@elonmusk @BasilTheGreat Only way to Heal is to hunt them and execute them.

@BasilTheGreat Execute them

🚨NEWS: Two Iraqi brothers are on trial for raping a 7 year old girl in Essen, Germany The Iraqis aged 18 and 21 saw the little girl playing with their sister before grabbing her.

@elonmusk @TheMercianNews Execute those groomers.

@TheMercianNews wtf

🚨 JUST IN: A 17-year-old girl was raped by four Afghan migrants, including 16-year-old boy, for hours in Bristol. thesun.co.uk/news/39353476/…

@adamwylie72 Execute that indian pervert

i actually feel violently sick the fact that cunts actually defend that beast

@elonmusk No stars? How thats possible?

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

A group of African migrants robbed a French man but paid a heavy price for it as a large group of French men quickly showed up at the scene 🇫🇷

@VividProwess Give them pork.

BREAKING: A car full of Palestinians trying to enter Israel illegally to carry out terror attacks against Jews was caught by Israeli soldiers. One of them wore a yarmulke to pretend he was Jewish.

@0xWhaleHL You cant put asian crime in a chart. When they crime it it will be huge. However not this year. This year alone 1billion tokens are added to supply so no 1 usd this year guys.

$ASTER chart, feel free to comment your analysis. Just consider this chart range for your calculations.

@0xWhaleHL Will go to 40usd? Brutal transgender revesal

$ZEC Time to abandon Zcash? 1. Head and Shoulder, bearish formation. Target 366 2. Re-test & validated my bears supply zone yesterday $TOTAL market is falling. There is no chance to be bullish right now. Time to be prudent and close longs. In the best scenario, Zcash won't make new lows because one of the strongest crypto after 6 feb low, I can' see for now a price that will go below the EMA 200 and yearly average price on the daily chart right now at 367 area and 267.

CT these days is pure cinema. Looks like that Crypto Gods are a bit evil and funny at the same time. Intrested to see where the weekend will take us. Betting on small pump to let us breath some air. Not for Zcash though..

Zcash is trash. Why? Someone has been using a bug to make tokens from air for years! Transgender scam coin that will make you poor this is what it is. Stay away. Do not listen to bag holders who scream everything is fine while it is not. Inflation bug has been used for years!!!!!

@nextiscrypto Bug that was used several years to make tokens from air on demand. I think i will pass this trans shit scam coin

Imagine selling $ZEC because of a bug that was already patched. NGMI

Ursula is a parasite. Her all familly is.

@meltournesol @LilPudgys Thats a picture made with windows paint. Worth nothing.

OMFG guys 😍✨ Say Hiii to my new cutie panda @LilPudgys So happy to add this one to the collection! I’m melting.. Look at this beauty 🥹🩵

@durial So what you are saying is we should long at 50x and just ride the wave. Gotcha!

let me give a proper explanation on how this shit works because seeing a lot of fake news when you see these insane candles happening on random tokens like LAB, RAVE, Momentum etc it’s because of a group of people do what is called “active market making” almost all of these “active market makers” are based in China/Asia. many claim to be able to achieve results like RAVE and LAB but few can actually properly deliver typically these AMMs will either approach projects prior to launch or after launch (if certain conditions can be met). but scammy projects also look to approach them the deal is usually that the AMM will put up the capital needed to push the token to the insane highs you see, and in return for the project letting the AMM “crime” their token they split whatever the profits are once the crime is complete so how does the crime work and how do the people involve profit? the first thing you’ll notice is that all these tokens have perp listings (usually binance perps) but very few spot listings this is intentional. the first major requirement for this crime to happen is absolute control of the spot supply of the token by that I mean the team/insiders need to control basically the entirety of the float. RaveDAO for instance, insiders were estimated to control over 98% of the spot supply this is vital because spot supply that isn’t controlled by insiders can be sold into the spot price being driven up by perps. to help prevent this is another reason why tokens with basically no spot listings or liquidity are chosen. if there is a lot of spot supply ready to be dumped on the AMM then it could bankrupt them, meaning the crime has failed as it is their capital at risk, AMMs are even asking projects to put them on all the multisigs for the token supply, to ensure that nothing can be dumped while the crime is happening so once supply is completely controlled then what? these AMMs don’t just commit the crime from one or two binance accounts. the accounts would likely be frozen instantly. instead they have 1000s of KYC’d accounts which operate in unison to drive the perp price up because no one has supply to sell, there isn’t any other way to drive the price back down except to short but this is where they get you the AMM can squeeze any short placed, as every shorter will have their breaking point. either their own tolerance or a liquidation point. every short that gets liquidated or stopped out is profit for the AMM add onto the fire that because of huge dislocations between underlying and perp price, you get some insane funding rates. as I write this LAB is -1% an hour shorts pays longs (over 8000% a year). this makes it even harder for shorts to hold their position, plus the AMM is making bank on their long positions funding BriskCapital is right when he says they wouldn’t have let him win with this size of a short position, especially publicly. his mistake was trying to short it in the first place, which is exactly what the AMMs want you to do. where do you think the 7 figs he lost went to? then whenever they decide the crime is complete they pull the rug and you see the collapse candle to zero. because they are the only entity holding the bid up, they have complete control over when and how the price collapses (meaning they can also likely join in on the short) my advice is to not touch these tokens. if you want to feel something just buy a small amount for fun. definitely do not buy anything sizeable, do not make any trades on leverage and DO NOT SHORT you are trying to compete against an entity that has complete control over where price goes

Lol, gonna be funny and sad at the same time.

Its funny and sad at the same time that holding stocks from 2021 people made more then holding Bitcoin. 🥲 Halving, ETFs, Saylor etc and price is still pure shit. We will see 59k soon.