Angry Bike Lane

@rallyingislife @GeoGDF01

@FunkySynapse @colin_dunlap @sheetz also took away coleslaw

I’ll never forgive Sheetz for ruining the Sheetz dog experience which I have enjoyed since ‘85. How much profit did they gain by makin me rip open tiny packets of toppings instead of having the cook spend an extra 5 seconds fully preparing my order. No one else has spoken up…but I will not relent. I often think of this as I careen down the interstate trying to tear open a relish packet with my teeth and arthritic thumbs.

If we want to prepare our troops for disorder, mayhem, chaos and unpredictability I know where we should send them — a Sheetz parking lot between 7-9am. It is just mass confusion.

@colin_dunlap 🪦 New Alexandra paper towel dispenser

@Rule5Tweets I think a CI gave them bad info and instead of looking into it, they went in hard because of the “kidnapped women in the basement”

I just became aware of the "Afroman" trail yesterday, and from I read it is very entertaining. It appears that stupid, incompetent cops decided to go after a IDGAF social media influencer. If you get bored at work check the story out and watch some of the videos.

@_adamcrowley should remind @pittbostick that if it’s a 2000 word essay, it doesn’t matter what the fonts or margins are.

@EODHappyCaptain @GeoGDF01 Is that cursive for “surrender”?

But how will the sailors know their officers are runners if they don’t post about it?

@ChrisMuellerPGH I think the word @ThePoniExpress wanted was vicariously.

@CountDankulaTV No one else has given a delious looking dessert a longing look?

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@alexthechick @CompanyHooch @1982VintageNut Curb High Holy Days?

@CompanyHooch @1982VintageNut These are my High Holy Days.

@alexthechick Positivity for you or for everyone else?

@DairyQueen Wait in line for 90 minutes to save $3.19

Free Cone Day is here! Come celebrate with us at a DQ location on today by getting a FREE small vanilla cone 🍦

@KDPomp Some players should be run over in the parking lot. Not saying Wilson is one of those players but some should.

Tom Wilson strikes again

@scorindorin Damn he’s tiny.

🤣🤣🤣

@937theFan So Crosby was able to learn something while sitting on the bench but Kenny Pickett couldn’t?

@WesleyUhler Outside your wheelhouse perhaps but is it true that if you cut a hockey players head off, they'll keep playing for 6 days until they starve to death?

@TomcatJunkie Wouldn’t C model performance better mimic Russian aircraft.

Oh hell yeah! Love me some Aggressors!

@MikeMumbelz @Sunnyda04530056 @disclosetv I said “Other vaccines” and you equating overdoes to a vaccine is interesting

@SlowFocus @Sunnyda04530056 @disclosetv More people end up in the ER every year for acetaminophen (Tylenol) overdoses than they do Covid shots. Should Tylenol be pulled from the market and Johnson & Johnson sued?

JUST IN - Biden federal judge Brian Murphy blocks HHS Secretary RFK Jr.'s policy to cut the number of routine childhood vaccinations to 11 — Reuters

Does @TomcatJunkie have two or three of these? instagram.com/reel/DWAfTtfBI…

@reduxx 🚁

A transgender pedophile in Tacoma, Washington, has been arrested on charges of raping a 6-month-old baby girl. William "Isabelle" Kelso Flournoy IV was previously a volunteer with a local youth homelessness charity. reduxx.info/transgender-yo…

@ingelramdecoucy Seems like they are getting ready for a Russian invasion.

Feel like we need to be keeping more of an eye on Czechia, they’re clearly up to something