Sploof

im one step away from chainsmoker cat lifestyle

@Veraluvspandas @05tear_ @d0ndulce They hate you cuz you’re right

@05tear_ @d0ndulce Straps count as topping now?…

Been following this sexy ass trans guy on here and I just found out at the same time that he does porn and is a bottom

@WillyCTE @Balsamic_Vinnn Pretty sure it’s cause your mom let a BBC bull paint her walls, left his genetic graffiti in there, and you just slurped up the leftover creampie on your way out.

@Balsamic_Vinnn I’ll probably get eviscerated for this, but I always thought she was kind of hot. #StillWould

“Mommy, why aren’t we shooting fireworks with dad for the 4th of July” “Mommy is a whore. Now take the damn picture”

@SAMOYEDCORE These drugs are gay af. Smoke meth out of a rose tube like a real drug addict you poser ass bitch

the days of tragically losing substances because for years ive neglected to securely centralize their location are OVER

@slimmecstasy @AEWfan666 @swantail Trafficking in porn is tiny, most of you greedy whores do it willingly for easy cash. Stop playing victim and take some accountability, you lack morals cunt.

@Sploof110 @AEWfan666 @swantail You know nothing about me 😂😂😂porn is evil and was created to destroy the minds of young men. A lot of women in industry porn are sex trafficked, pimped, or do it cuz they have to. And women do get into onlyfans lack morals yes but often use it as a last resort.

When a man says his love language is physical touch it’s like. Yeah I’m sure

@mudscryer It only comes off creepy cause you’re ugly if you were hot it’d be a different story.

Bisexuality is fucked up because it has me sympathizing with straight men. Like idk how I’m supposed to focus on training at work when the girl training me smells like that and her back looks like that

@Crownking1611 It’s cuz you’re a fag. Skill issue

as a seasoned smoker…. i greened myself out last night. i thought it was a myth.. i’m rethinking my entire existence now. HELP

@slimmecstasy @AEWfan666 @swantail Porn whores are the real dealers, not the addicts. Stop crying about the men you hooked while banking off their ruin, you greedy cunts.

@AEWfan666 @swantail As if it’s not the fault of porn addicted fuckass men that traumatize us

@AntisFather @DDemigodMC @MissSlimCognita @softboywin You did the meme

@Sploof110 @DDemigodMC @MissSlimCognita @softboywin Are you acting stupid on purpose? I guarantee u aren’t saying any of this bs to a black person irl

Man I’m high af in the room thinkin , where tf was Mexicans , Chinese, Japanese, etc people while slavery was goin on😂😂😂

@realEvanBriggs My foreskin started fusing itself closed so I had to get an emergency circumcision at 3. It literally saved my dick 🤷🏽

Pro circumcision men are losers

@DDemigodMC @MissSlimCognita @softboywin Im going to assume “nigga” is short for nigger and that’s what you are so I’m not sure why you’re calling me that

@Sploof110 @MissSlimCognita @softboywin Good for you little nigga. Next time you come across a tree apologize for wasting it's oxygen.

@DDemigodMC @MissSlimCognita @softboywin Yes I’m racist 👍🏽

@Sploof110 @MissSlimCognita @softboywin "monkeys" i know what you are

@DDemigodMC @MissSlimCognita @softboywin Says who? Yall monkeys kill each other on the streets who tf would ever consider yall Superman? 😭

@MissSlimCognita @softboywin oh but when palestine is suffering black people gotta play superman ?

@groypernewsTV Facebook Groypers where??

🚨Nick Fuentes says “Instagram Groypers” will have their own section at AFPAC. “Look, we’ll have trampolines and gym scooters for the Instagram Groypers. The grown men ( Twitter Groypers) will be in the main area.”

@BIG_MODEL04 Me bitch fuck you

I am so sick of this damn apartment building smelling like weed. Who the hell smokes weed at five in the morning?!

Who up ruining their own life

@TateTheTalisman It’s becuase you’re black and ugly. Whites and Asians pull it off easy.

I shaved my head 3 weeks ago and grew my beard longer. I thought it was the right move but made me look like a thug. Now I’m determined to grow actual long hair. Minoxidil here I come. 😅

@esotericpawg Wait so if we’re drugged up kids… does that make you a mummy or just a literal child? Asking for the timeline

Millennials and zoomers are like if children could smoke weed and drink alcohol and do drugs

@BergTheBuilder @doggcum2 So move there jeet lover

@doggcum2 Bad take, I love my Canadian brothers Mexico can kick rocks

I hate Canada more than Mexico and nothing can change my mind