ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon)

finally made a G F M ! i have got a few weeks left on my lease in the bay; gf & i need some help making ends meet on the transport/moving costs (to Arizona) and initial few weeks of life expenses before i start job training please give+share if you can! ^^ gofundme.com/f/help-august-…

Audiobooks aren't reading, by definition. Reading tweets is reading though. If you stacked tweets together I read probably a thousand novels are year. And if you converted these novels into a drinkable substance I would be drinking a thousand poisons a year probably.

アライグマが総理大臣になったら畑の野菜は勝手に食べている法案通りそうなのだ。 人間が作りアライグマが食べる。

i always take some of my favorite pics when i snap them idly while pissing on private property

あかんな いま口を開くと暴言しか飛び出ないわ 少し貝になろう

I’ve redesigned the flag of the 1912 Republic of China to include every single group in Chinese society (Han, Manchu, Mongol, Hui, Tibetan, black, brown, transsexual)

@EliasGravesLit I bet her vaginal biome was atrocious.

@jimmyincognito1 @taliasupreme @mustachedmammal people who get divorces should be shamed? or is it only if you get a divorce after 8-12 years that you should be publicly shamed

@taliasupreme @mustachedmammal Those dudes are also scumbags and deserve to be shamed.

Everyone saying “Nooo don’t hate on him—it’s actually ok in THIS case bc he was groomed!” And I hate to break it to you, but even if he wasn’t, ppl leave their spouses all the time for perfectly heterosexual reasons so like, who cares.

Yeah -- They got cameras in the waiting room!! 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🙄 ~ an @afraidofwasps original ~ "DAMN that's funny"

A good trough will be absolutely filled to the brim with slop

Marxist Aesthetics - Become a sex addict - Drink consistently and proudly - Smoke half a pack a day - Exclusively wear oversized goodwill clothes Do whatever you want. Marxists are visionaries who are a cut above the average. They represent a new breed of human being.

saw a guy at baltimore airport at the ID screening who was wearing two identical black cowboy hats stacked atop each other and when he had to remove it to take the photo it was revealed that he was wearing a kippah beneath them

just saw a little girl unambiguously point right at the girl's restroom and said "Look Mom. The Bathroom's a Boy"

Who the fuck

Stay vigilant,,there was a Jacobite by the . Duck pond

“It’s my honor to announce that the true pope is working with us from Avignon”