Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.

If you’ve never heard a “flarp” sound, here ya go

@BertDalziel When you're Chosen by a cat it's special, you are the cat's human, the only thing that can change that is death. Or you moving away.

Nacho is loyal my husband has simply not been Chosen. And he has no subtlety.

My husband has said he loves Cloud more than Nacho 😱

Sasha is a beautiful male Maine Coon cross. He is available and sadly looking for a home as his owner has passed away. Sasha is 12 years old, he is chipped and neutered and would suit a home with no other animals as this is what he has been use to. He would be okay with older children such as teenagers. Sasha is also registered at the vets and likes treats. He is very furry and eats a mix of dry and wet food. Sasha is also litter trained. For information or to offer Sasha a home please email info@help2rehome.com Sorry we are unable to reply to messages to the page. If you can't offer a home at this time please consider sharing Sasha's appeal to help him on his way.

@Terf_Rocks I'm now in my new place and it's very nice. It's going to need a cat.

@SuchCis That must be difficult for you 💔 but at least you know she will still be looked after.

Can’t believe it’s almost been 2 yrs since I saw this feral cat running down a country lane & I was lucky enough that he allowed me to welcome him into my home. I named him George even though for quite a while he was known as the asshole. However not anymore. Now he’s Just George

A food poll What are you having for tea tonight All items are best quality available Pie of your choice Veg sausages on request Sauce, ketchup, mustard and vinegar available Vote now!

@Sanityexxster Was the guy so unlucky in 2009 to stab 2 policemen and a dog while being tasered? He's fucking lucky he only got kicked in the head.

He was unlucky to stab people? I'm off my meds and I don't stab people. Wtf. He's not unlucky, he's culpable

Please share. This lovely female american bulldog was found by our team on the A52 near Bingham on Thursday April 30. Do you know who owns her?

@ArtemisRising81 You're lucky to have a hedgehog in your garden, they're really gorgeous. I can tell you they like cat biscuits, I know this from experience.

My son is staying here and doing jobs. Yesterday he moved an old sit-on lawnmower dragging it out of the earth. He went back to sweep up and there was a ball of thing. He brushed and saw it was a hedgehog. He found a box, straw, a low bowl of water, and 1 of mealieworms. He put it in a dark shed. He was worried that he'd hurt it. That night, he put the box out on the porch. Voilà! Hedgehog ate everything, had a drink and headed off into the night!

@CarlBovisNature There were 2 on the bird feeder about an hour ago when I went out for a fag. We also had a long tailed tit there on Wednesday.

If you see this photo, please leave a comment! 🙏 It seems that this Blue Tit is sniffing the cherry blossom in my garden. 😁😍 When did you last see a Blue Tit in your garden? 🐦

@GSpellchecker @spikedonline My only complaint is that they didn't kick him hard enough.

"He should consider himself very, very lucky to have only received a boot to his bonce rather than a bullet". I explain 'Why it’s okay to kick a knife-wielding terror suspect in the head' in @spikedonline spiked-online.com/2026/04/30/why…

Can you help to locate Maya who is missing from Crawley? The 14-year-old was last seen in the town on Tuesday 28 April at around 12.30pm (midday). She is 5'5" with black, shoulder-length hair. Maya also has links to Brighton, Chichester, and Worthing. Anyone who sees her or knows of her whereabouts should call 101 quoting serial 1000 of 28/04.

How sweet.

@HJoyceGender I've never worn a pair of fake tits, massive or otherwise, so by that nobber's reasoning I've never existed. I might try crime then explain my predicament to the arresting officer. Best make it a good one.

Existence = wearing great big massive fake tits, apparently. Who knew.

I got banned from the park for trying to line up the squirrels by height. This town doesn't like me critter sizing.

🆘29 APR 2026 #Lost Amber #ScanMe ELDERLY Cocker Spaniel Female Near the wind turbines #DL1 #Darlington #CountyDurham Last seen near river at 3pm yesterday but bolted again and not been seen since. doglost.co.uk/dog/203046

UPDATED TO #STOLEN PLEASE SHARE 🆘10 APR 2026 #Lost MABEL STILL MISSING #STOLEN?? #ScanMe #FindMabel YOUNG Cocker Spaniel Female Hodgkinsons Farm #Inskip #Preston #Lancashire #Lancs #PR4 doglost.co.uk/dog/202815

@sahumane He is indeed beautiful. Just a pity I'm the other side of the pond.

This handsome boy is named Figaro, he's 5 years old and have decided to put his stray days behind him. He's now looking for a loving forever home 🥰! Come meet him at the SAHS!