El Jefe

You wanna know where I stand on the political spectrum? I voted myself for President.

@Dems__Ls This is normal beach wear. Are you dense? Honestly, they look way better than the flabby, hairy Russian men on Brighton Beach with their Speedos. Maybe you just want men in Speedos. It's okay.

Disgusting they want to show themselves to little kids.

@GNeilKennedy @memechaotic @LeaderJohnThune We don't need bullshit voter ID, you just need to stop being a sore loser and support someone that isn't a rapist and a pedo protector. Can't wait for Sleepy Don's third fucking impeachment.

@memechaotic The ONLY security is by securing the election integrity with the SAVE AMERICA ACT. It's that simple. @LeaderJohnThune - get it done, or you're done.

I wouldn’t count out the democrats yet.

@memechaotic My wife when she has wagyu

That dance struck a nerve in me.

@CountDankulaTV His only crime was picking the wrong target.

What's even funnier is he's a little twinky leftist and the only group he can associate with in jail are somewhat ideologically "different" from him. He's going to get passed around like a blunt.

@catturd2 @CAgovernor Go to hell.

@CAgovernor You’re going to prison.

To anyone considering helping President Trump interfere with our election or our count: You will be prosecuted. That’s why I’m moving forward with new legislation that would make it a FELONY to seize ballots before the vote has been certified by state and county officials.

@The_Rose_Gaming @IGN Collective trauma from bearing witness to such degeneracy.

@IGN why is this still being reported as news, when this was first reported literally a week ago

Researchers investigating how people use ChatGPT accidentally stumbled upon a super user repeatedly requesting Doki Doki Literature Club pregnancy stories. bit.ly/4f8oCT0

WOW! SAY IT LOUDER: Pastor Loran Livingston just said what your MAGA uncle's pastor is too scared to say: "There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be." A Christian nation doesn't kill 20 million Native Americans, steal their land, and leave their descendants in poverty. A Christian nation doesn't fight a Civil War—losing 500,000 of its own people—just to keep owning human beings. That's not Christianity. That's conquest with a Bible in one hand and a LIE in the other. Stop calling it what it never was. HEAT CHECK!!!

@SantosChlo70061 @marxiners England is also the country we JUST celebrated breaking away from 250 years ago.

@marxiners we live next to each other what do you MEAN

@dweller27380 My favorites are the ones that were later found to have actually existed. The Kraken is the most famous example, but there's also the Pouākai from Mouri legends, which turned out to be a giant eagle that they hunted to extinction.

When you get down to a fair amount of mythical creatures were created to just scare kids into not doing stupid shit that would get them killed. For the Qalupalik in Inuit culture it specifically warns kids to stay away from gaps in the ice.

@YayMak2haha @HaleyTCG So you acknowledge the existence of the male breast? Then my work is done here.

@TheCubones @HaleyTCG Men have way rarer chance to get breast cancer. Cry harder

okay (40mg/mL injections + prog)

@YayMak2haha @HaleyTCG Breasts are a unisex characteristic, they're just typically more developed in females because of differences in hormone production. You think guys with gynecomastia went and got plastic surgery or something? What about men with BREAST CANCER? You don't know SHIT about biology.

@TheCubones @HaleyTCG Hi stupid, biology Knower here! Males don't have female breasts. Go cry

@YayMak2haha @HaleyTCG Hi stupid, medical professional here! Males certainly DO have breasts, its just that our bodies don't normally produce enough of the hormones needed for them to develop like females'. With the right conditions, we're also capable of lactation! Look up "Gynecomastia" for examples!

@HaleyTCG Silicone implants. Men are incapable of growing breasts

@Yaboi_GundamEvo @GOP__Ls He went by Vlad. He came from Ukraine to learn how to cook, met the love of his life, got married, and became a citizen. His wife passed, Trump took his citizenship, then ICE took his life. There's more, but that's the meat of it. @ICEgov deserves the hate they get, and worse.

@TheCubones @GOP__Ls I'm very sorry to hear that. My condolences to your wife, you, and all those who knee that man. If you don't mind me asking, what was his name?

🚨 ICE tortured a man to death, then covered it up. An investigation has now ruled the man's passing was a homicide.

@ecchivera "Excuse me, beautiful lady, but that's my wife's seat. Mind just moving down one?"

you're 5 beers deep at a dive bar and I sit next to you like this, wyd

@jasoncfprince @BradfemlyWalsh If Keanu Reeves is a trans man, you're NOT a raging idiot buffoon who should take his damn meds.

@BradfemlyWalsh Also an FTM inverted being. Female clavicles and weird low pecs. If ya know ya know.

Apparently the young people are up in arms about how 'gross' Keanu Reeves looked on holiday recently with his top off. Bearing in mind that he's 61, FFS. So, ladies and gents of a certain age, would you?

@Jimmyrich91298 @JoshUltra @emmamurabito You mean the guy that couldn't keep his first wife when he was LITERALLY the only man on Earth? She'd rather fuck demons instead. Adam, The First Cuck.

@TheCubones @JoshUltra @emmamurabito Eve came from Adam buttercup

I can think of a million reasons why this would be a horrible idea

@Jimmyrich91298 @JoshUltra @emmamurabito Women don't come from ribs, you imbecile. But I can see why you think like that, when you act like fucking dirt.

@JoshUltra @emmamurabito Yall just come from our ribs no big deal 😂

@baefakemon @MahawavyyNSFW This is from 2001. I'm inclined to believe the man.

@MahawavyyNSFW thats what tajiri said, but lets be honest, there is something more eye-catching

I redesigned jynx... to be a penguin? first, the idea was to transform the stereotypical lips into a beak, and the hair as a wig to gyaru inspo. og black color is resignified. some dex says she sounds like a human, so why not a penguin pretending to be one? she will evolve...

@RonFilipkowski I'm trying to melt the @WhiteHouse with a comically oversized magnifying glass

OK, who was it? Come clean.