Toby Bourke

@JakeWSimons Eejit

Now do Kneecap. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@MrJoeGooch @ThePoke Magnificent

@ThePoke *cough x.com/MrJoeGooch/sta…

A ‘music’ video made by Andrew Tate back in the day has just gone viral and it’s the pure unfiltered essence of the man in 18 seconds flat thepoke.com/2026/04/02/a-m…

@Amelia558rs Guitar amp valve?

I'll bet you won't recognize this but if you do, you've clearly got some serious expertise?

@SkyNews @SamCoatesSky @annemcelvoy @robfordmancs Ooh let's ask the Democracy Volunteers

Could the local elections end the traditional two-party political system across the UK? @SamCoatesSky and @annemcelvoy discuss what’s at stake for the main parties with elections analyst @robfordmancs 🎧Listen to PASAA here 👉 podfollow.com/politics-at-sa…

@TomTugendhat Because the british never did anything like that did they Tom?

Gerry Adams was a terrorist commander who ordered the murder of mothers and children? Surely not. I’m shocked I tell you, shocked.

@DaddyCoffee73 @campbellclaret @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Decent moderate Reform voters? Where?

Expelled from the Tory party twice, for using hideous racist language and inciting the murder of other humans… And yet @Nigel_Farage welcomes him into @reformparty_uk. If you are a decent, moderate Reform supporter, why aren’t you up in arms? Oh… 🙄

@afneil @DailyMail Blistering insight. Not.

ANDREW NEIL: The Labour Party should be renamed the Welfare Party mol.im/a/15708293 via @DailyMail

@MrJoeGooch It gets better. Unhinged but brilliant!

Who's the pork daddy?

@threeredkings Agreed - but what is to be done?

A rotten result. Undone, again, by unforced errors in the first half. Coughed up three tries to Exeter from our own possession. Easily stuffed in contact for most of the second half. Arguably, we're the least athletic group, as a whole, in Europe. Dire. #SUAF

@TimesRadio @afneil We wouldn't want chaos now, would we?

"I hope he doesn’t do that because it would be chaos." Trump may be preparing to "declare victory and go home" but not before he takes Kharg Island "just to show that he can" says Times Radio's @afneil.

@rickygervais I sell booze ro reform voters.

Thanks to everyone who complained about my Dutch Barn adverts and billboards. You helped build our subscribers and increased our online sales 340% on last year. I don't just have the best fans, I also have the most useful haters😂dutchbarn.com

@decorativeartt You're obsessed mate. Get help. You're coming across with serious incel vibes too. Freaky

Aww bless… look at this delusional, narcissistic little grass trying to cope. “No one is reading that long boring ass essay” …says the woman who clearly read every single fucking word and then immediately ran to reply like a needy little bitch. You read it all, didn’t you Narinder? Every savage line. Every brutal truth. And the only comeback you could muster was, “Such a BORING long ass essay that no one and I mean NO ONE other than your mother probably read!” How Fucking tragic. The truth does have a way of burning ever so elegantly when it cuts this deeply, doesn’t it, darling? Now do run along, you insignificant little blade of grass. The adults are speaking… Britain first. No surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

Is this 'New Regime' in the room now, Donald? news.sky.com/liveblog-webvi…

Can anyone help find @JohnCleese critical thinking ability?

@JohnCleese Because they werern't charged and she was. Stop being an ass.

Hear, hear !

How did a keyboard warrior like this survive the internet age enough to believe that a man dancing in his pants is depraved filth?

@misscarsonn @TheGreenParty @ZackPolanski Depraved filth? A bit fundamentalist perhaps?

This is @TheGreenParty leader @ZackPolanski and MP Hannah Spencer happily singing and dancing on stage in London yesterday. Right beside them? A half-naked man in bondage gear gyrating in broad daylight. How many innocent children had this depraved filth forced on them? This is the Green Party’s idea of family-friendly public entertainment. Voting for these people is national suicide. Sickening.

@FFS_WhatNow @LeoKearse oh fuck off

"Hitler was a failed art student and a vegan who blamed all his problems on rich people and the Jews. "If he was around today, he'd be attending the Green Party conference' Superb @LeoKearse 👏👏👏

@_AlexBPsych @thepaulwilliams Parling is a massive knobhead

The odd main criticism of Geoff here is that “it doesn’t grow the game”, yet this clip has 2M+ views and is incredibly funny.

@owenjonesjourno By media outlets, you mean @SamCoatesSky, who made it the central theme of the coverage.

Reform used claims of 'family voting' in Gorton and Denton to argue the election was stolen. Media outlets jumped on those claims, fanning anti-Muslim bigotry as they did so. The police investigated the claims - and found no evidence to support them.