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"When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code." — Richard Pattis

— Eid is near and you begin to miss those who are no longer present.💔

RIP

@Dr_Pharouk ——

If we remove 40 kg from your current body weight, how many kg will you remain with?👀👀

@ube_codes abeg put me on.

Are you making money from Tech or should they put you on ?

@yabaleftonline nah for the peoples way get maid be that.

Mother throws interesting question to other mothers

Today I was chilling in the living room and noticed a 5 naira note on the floor. My niece and nephew were running around playing. I saw it but didn’t bother picking it up, and they didn’t care either. I just thought, 5 naira is so worthless now that nobody even bothers with it.

The best decision @UnitedMachester made this season

@AcelifeMoses @official_Gegeh Nah lie bro. Have you heard of dantata before

@official_Gegeh Dangote bro! He literally came from nothing and rose straight to the top with no single help from anyone. If I would want to be anyone tomorrow, it’ll definitely be him.

Name one person road to success that inspires you the most ?

@Tech_girlll pls i need some one that can help me with my final year project

What AI cannot do: 1.Think like a human 2.Know when it’s wrong 3.Truly understand context 4.Consistently reason through complex problems 5.Verify its own answers 6.Make real-world decisions with accountability 7.Have lived experience or intuition 8.Stay accurate without updated data 9.Understand nuance the way humans do 10.Create from true originality not patterns

Arsenal

Ododo

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo hitting his 970th career goal. 🎥 @Rtiban1

@mobola_ade So far that you have the money to buy the phone.

When is the best age to buy a phone for your children ?

At the BusinessDay Fintech Summit 2026, OPay spotlighted Africa’s evolving fintech landscape — shifting from payments to intelligent, data-driven financial solutions. COO/CTO Dotun Daniel Adekunle emphasized moving beyond transactions to deliver real impact.

@Banky__moon @yabaleftonline That the facts .

People that will be terrible parents are busy talking about better ways to handle matters. Na those better ways to handle matters make some of una begin reason like that. If the boy doesn't have respect for life, he's been taught one. If he smashed the cat the way he is smashing the PS5, then everyone should just shut the fxck up and allow the mom educate her child. It's her money, it's her home and that's her son. When the kid does something terrible in society, no one will be by his side, it will still be this his mom that some people are trying to teach parenting that will be by his side cos he is her Son.

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

@PoojaMedia Person no score goal wetin concern us with control

Neymar just delivered a MAD control. 😮 Ancelotti must take him to the World Cup.

@vshefzlaw The need to sack slot.

Liverpool should go and kick the bucket #LIVTOT

@DanielRegha Buy @Starlink bro

Person go just pack sims card full everywhere, no network.

Exactly. Desire alone doesn't change your circle. Your habits, mindset, and standards do. When you improve yourself, the type of people you connect with tends to improve too.

@yabaleftonline Nah the pastor save you or God . She dey give thanks to Daddy .

"They marched 368 students out of the building" — Woman shares testimony of how her twin children narrowly escaped the school building collapse in Ogba.