Tom Constance

@YanPeronn That’ll get you a follow!

In case you didn't watch sports today: >OKC beat the Lakers by 43. >Kirk Cousins signed a $172,000,000.00 deal with Raiders. >Tiger Woods said he was on the phone with Trump after his crash. >Neymar said a ref was bad tonight cuz he was on her period. >Luka Doncic left game vs OKC with a hamstring injury. Will have MRI Friday. >Toronto Maple Leafs got eliminated from playoff contention. >Buffon quit his role on the Italian Football Federation. >LALIGA announced Polymarket as their exclusive prediction market partner. >Phil Mickelson will miss The Masters due to family health matter. >Harden officially clinched his 17th straight playoff appearance (4th longest streak all time). >Spurs without Wemby beat the Clippers by 19. Spurs up to 59 wins (11 in a row). >Trail Blazers won their 40th game of the season (40-38). >Pistons without Cade beat Wolves without Edwards. >Kon Knuppel broke Kemba Walker’s record of most 3s in a season by a Hornet. >Hornets beat Suns by 20. >Jared McCain revealed what nail polish he had on while beating the Lakers by 50. ‘Work Hard Play Pink’ >Nathan MacKinnon becomes first player to score 50 goals in the NHL this season. >Minnesota Wild clinch playoff spot. >Vancouver Canucks will officially finish with the fewest points in the NHL for the first time in 50 years. >LA Kings tied the record for more OT games in a season with 30. >2019 DPOY, Stephon Gilmore announced retirement. >A Virginia judge denied Virginia QB Chandler Morris’ request to play a 7th year of College football. >KC Royals’ catcher Carter Jensen wasn’t in the lineup tonight cuz he overslept. >Josh Allen had a kid. I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

@Antonio82687742 @loonlake55 Bless your heart.

@loonlake55 Boomers are so out of touch with reality, it’s not even funny. Boomers out there thinking young people are getting red light therapy and door dash tacos.

Too many young people are resenting Boomers, claiming that Boomers had it " easy " financially in their youth. Here are a few fun facts about growing up Boomer. 1. Almost everyone grew up with one bathroom. Mom, Dad and all 3-6 siblings. 2. If you did get to take a vacation, you drove. With no air conditioning. No cup holders. No iPads. Just black vinyl seats and bologna sandwiches. 3. There were no club sports. No Parks and Rec activities. Summer camp was for rich kids. Get yourself a bike, a stick and a few friends. If you were bored, you laid in the grass and looked at clouds. 4. You ate what was served. Even if it was chicken livers. No DoorDash, no backup Totino's rolls. 5. No AP classes, no PSEO, no "fun" elective. They assigned you to a class. You went. You did what they asked. Or else. 6. Unless you had rich parents, you had a nice VFW wedding. Maybe rent a room at a modest hotel. 7. Most Boomers got their first pedi and mani in their 50s (when their feet got farther away). We didn't even know people got massages in real life, only in Hollywood. 8. You packed your own lunch for decades. 9. No one knew what red light therapy was, a facial, a spa day, or a cold plunge. Your gym was the YMCA. Usually in a rather old building. 10. We grew up with 18 percent inflation, 14 percent mortgage rates, 3 million continuing unemployment claims, and 200 other applicants competing for the same job. Now, this is not to say Millenials and Gen Z have it easy or don't face problems. It's just to say, nobody has it easy or doesn't face problems. My only hope, as my mom would say, is I live long enough to see my kids' kids complain about how easy they had it!

@Barbara_Eden Happy Birthday! Happened to see you on an episode of Perry Mason a few weeks ago. So cool.

Happy 2,089th Birthday to that little playful entity who has been right over my shoulder for over 60 years! She's brought laughter and joy to so many and I truly feel fortunate to have been able to bring her to life. Happy Birthday Jeannie! -Barbara #idreamofjeannie #barbaraeden #happybirthdayjeannie #classictv

@Super70sSports Wide World of Sports, obviously.

Name a great television theme song. I’ll start:

@Dextwts @FatStevenJFG @InsaneReality So did he check is driver’s license for his age? Punk got what he deserved.

@FatStevenJFG @InsaneReality nah, you think assaulting a minor is justified when he's not harming anyone. Is he being annoying? Sure, but you think that the action of endangering him by pushing him is justified? Anyone with kids needs to stay away from you.

Guy popping wheelies through a crowd gets shoved off his bike mid-run

@SoCalGuy47 @OleTimeHardball So if you transported Usain Bolt to the 1936 Olympics would he be the same man? Noooo

@OleTimeHardball He’d get LIT UP BADLY!! Players are much bigger, quicker, and stronger now than they were back then!!

How would Jim Brown fare in today’s NFL?

@SoCalGuy47 @OleTimeHardball And so would he be. What’s your point?

@MikeBales Oldie but goodie.

SINGLES AD The following ad appeared in the Atlanta Journal: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. When you get home from work I'll be at the front door wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 555-1212 and ask for Daisy. Over 1500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

@AkstonH @pvtjokerus I know. She told me.

IYKYK

@notthefakeDNP I’m Contin on it.

So is Tiger gonna play in The Masters?

@MarcRyanOnAir @tigers It’s like being the skinniest kid at the fat farm. Still too high. Not much $15 parking out there, and feeding four for $30? Hmm As an aside, just left the PWHL game at LCA and 20oz Coke bottle is up to $7.99 😳

The @tigers have the 2nd lowest cost for a family of four to attend an MLB game. Great baseball at an affordable rate. Best value in the game. Now it’s time to thank them by putting up the 5th 3,000,000 home attendance season in Comerica Park history. LFG! #DNMW

@ClownWorld He’ll need it for the liver transplant.

Bro discovered an infinite money glitch

@CFC_Jaggy @ClownWorld @grok You don’t see the video? Did it look fake?

@ClownWorld @grok is it true there’s a sculpture to honor them

Back in 2016, a human chain in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning. A decade later, they honored the moment with a sculpture That's how you remember something worth remembering Respect 👏

@ryannollette @JimmysSeafood @peta Again!

@JimmysSeafood @peta Yay! Now they’re gonna ratio PETA! Bahahaha

Being small doesn’t make a life less valuable. Don’t eat animals.

@DudespostingWs Who needs a helmet? 😳

Dad built a roller-coaster in his backyard for his 2-year-old

@NPASHF @KenKalDRW @NFLDraft @HoustonTexans He started out in college as a tight end at Central Michigan.

Happy Birthday, J.J. Watt, born on this date in Pewaukee. WI. In the 2011 @NFLDraft ,the defensive end was chosen 11th overall by @HoustonTexans. Suffice it to say he won virtually every notable defensive award during his 12 yr career and at times he also lined up as a tight end

@luvjenuine @david_turnier @Richzeoli Of course healthcare is not a right. It is a service provided by others; are you entitled to force them to provide it for you, and for free?

@david_turnier @Richzeoli So you don’t believe we all have the right to healthcare?

As I used my ID to buy Sudafed (ridiculous) I kept thinking how badly I feel for all of those congested black Americans and stuffed up married women who have to suffer with sinus pain & pressure. The other stuff is total fugazi. Truly Jim Blow 2.0.

@AdamsSara8000 @oliviakrolczyk_ Both taught me proper spelling and grammar.

@oliviakrolczyk_ did ur mama or Jesus teach u that u should dismiss people u don't even know based on a different life they lead, of which u know nothing about, and hold contempt for?

If you have pronouns in your bio, your opinions are immediately ignored. You can’t even figure out what gender you are but you think I should value what you have to say? Lol

@Momof5Boys50 @oliviakrolczyk_ We see why you’re single.

@oliviakrolczyk_ NO BITCH. YALL MAGA SCUM ARE RACIST. FAKE ASS RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT. STFU

What was the point of stating her race? Are you a racist?

@JORNXN @ClownWorld Cigarettes will kill them first.

@ClownWorld Okay but real talk: homeowner probably shouldn't have stiffed them, but those contractors just turned a payment dispute into a criminal vandalism charge + they'll never work in that town again.

A contractor tears up the freshly poured concrete driveway after the homeowner refuses to pay.