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Just got my council tax bill…..really struggling to think what I get for my £2774.26 apart from getting my bins emptied 🤷‍♂️🙄

@F1BigData And Fernando Snr will still be racing 😂

According to Spanish media reports, Fernando Alonso's son is also named Fernando Alonso It's possible that there will still be a Fernando Alonso on the grid in 2060

@jayr1972 Your wood chipper would be preferable.

Why can’t we do this.

@WilkieisBack66 @houghtonc79 That’s literally the funniest thing he’s ever said! 😂 What a fucking weapon 🙄

Slave reparations! I’m all in! I’ve decided to personally gift £1 million Sterling to every single person my family ever enslaved. Please form an orderly queue and bring: • Ironclad documents proving my family personally enslaved you (bonus points if they include my great-great-grandpa’s signature and a Polaroid). • Your birth certificate proving you were born before Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834. • Proof you’re still alive (the gift can only be claimed in person, no ghosts, no estates, no “my ancestor told me so”). Oh, and while you’re at it, maybe swing by the local cemetery with a shovel. I’m sure those poor souls buried since the 1800s would appreciate being dug up for their cheque. They’ve waited long enough, right? Look, if we’re doing “reparations” for historical slavery, let’s do it properly: only to the actual victims. Not their great-great-great-grandchildren who were born free in the 20th or 21st century, sipping oat milk lattes while tweeting about “trauma.” This isn’t justice, it’s a cosmic-level grift. It’s like demanding the Roman Empire pay for the roads they built because some distant ancestor got conquered by Caesar. Or billing modern Italians for every Gaul who got turned into a slave 2,000 years ago. Newsflash: No living person in Britain today was a slave under British law, and no living person in Britain today owned slaves under British law. The people who suffered are dead. The people who profited are dead. Their descendants, Black, White, Asian, mixed, whatever had zero say in it. Chasing “reparations” from random taxpayers (including the descendants of abolitionists, coal miners, and people who arrived after 1834) isn’t healing historical wounds. It’s creating new ones while opening the most hilarious Pandora’s box in human history: • Should Ireland demand reparations from Britain for the Potato Famine? • Should Britain demand reparations from Denmark for the Viking slave raids? • Should Italians bill Mongols for the sack of Baghdad? • Should every African nation start invoicing each other for the centuries of tribal warfare and slave-trading that predated (and supplied) the transatlantic trade? Where does the grievance chain end? 1066? The Bronze Age? Lucy the Australopithecus getting stiffed on her cave rent? Slavery was a universal human horror, practised by every civilisation from the Egyptians to the Aztecs to the Arabs to the Africans themselves (who sold millions into the trade). Britain didn’t invent it. Britain ended it, at massive cost, with the Royal Navy spending decades hunting slave ships while other empires kept right on going. Demanding cash from people who never owned slaves, to give to people who were never slaves, isn’t “reparations.” It’s retroactive time-travel cosplay with other people’s money. It’s the ultimate participation trophy for historical victimhood: “My ancestor suffered, therefore I deserve a payout… even though I live in a free society with more opportunity than 99.9% of humans who ever lived.” If you want actual justice, how about this radical idea: Stop obsessing over who owes whom from 200 years ago, and start judging people by what they do today. Work hard. Build. Create. Don’t inherit grievances like their family heirlooms. The desire for slavery reparations isn’t righteous anger. It’s lazy, entitled, historically illiterate greed dressed up as moral superiority, demanding a lottery win for a suffering you never endured, from people who never caused it. My £1 million offer stands. Just bring the paperwork. And a time machine. #Reparations #Slavery Oh, and fcuk you Lenny Henry.

@GriftReport @houghtonc79 Feral scum.

Police try to arrest two lads on mopeds/bikes but locals all gang up on the cop assaulting him and taking the bike back while the knuckle dragging cameraman eggs them on and has a go at a local who tries to help the police officer. The UK is done.

@MarkHaydock5 @MotoNutJob on his way to work I see 🤔

Morning 👋🏻

@TheBuckYouWill @houghtonc79 @Keir_Starmer grow a fucking pair!

🚨ICYMI: Japan is based as fuck! Japan's new anti-islam laws send shockwaves!! Halal - BANNED✅ Mosques - BANNED✅ Call to prayer - BANNED✅ Burka - BANNED✅ This is basically saying: "Islam, fuck off." Should Canada copy Japan?

@____Foxtrot____ @houghtonc79 Pandering to the vocal minority as usual.

@policeconduct @BTP If thy were two white kids there wouldn’t have even been an investigation. Yet again the Inept Office for Police Conduct listening to the vocal minority. You have little to no Police experience and are unfit for purpose.

A @BTP officer has been handed a final written warning over use of force in arrest of children in #London Bridge tube station in December 2024 Read more here ▶️tiny.cc/53w0101

I’m hilarious me 🤔

I Say Sir I Bloody Say TICKLED Old No.2 WATT 🤣🤣🤣👌

@IraninSA What about the thousands that you have massacred? You deserve all that is coming to you.

Some countries are concerned about oil prices and food prices; we are concerned about the lives of our citizens

@GeorgeRussell63 Have you been decorating in your overalls between races? 🤔

Suzuka look with Adidas Y-3 😮‍💨

@wtf1official Might as well give him the race off, he’s only going to retire after 15 laps anyway 🤷‍♂️

Fernando Alonso will arrive a day late for the Japanese Grand Prix as he awaits the birth of his first child! 🥰 #F1 #Formula1 #JapaneseGP

@F1BigData @andrewbensonf1 Fernando will probably still be driving when his kid makes their F1 debut 😂

Fernando Alonso and Melissa Jimenez are now parents after the birth of their first child 📰 @andrewbensonf1

Is This Plausible? I am Morgan Macsweeney I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland I hold a top-secret security clearance I own a mobile phone I use this phone to conduct Government Business I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson My phone is tracked by GCHQ There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked The police do not investigate The phone is not tracked down The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority I do not ask for a replacement sim I do not buy a new phone I do not activate my new phone with the new sim I do not log-in to my Google account I do not select "Restore" I do not download WhatsApp I do not recover my messages Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back. @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID? It is the cover-up that will take you down

REVIEW: Big screen, bigger grille – but the new electric Mercedes GLC could tempt you out of that iX3 👀 buff.ly/Bxk0f3w

Parked behind an fk2 Type-R, in accordance with petrolhead law. I was sat in my car and the owner of the fk2 came back, looked around my car, and then said ‘Nice car mate’. Always nice when that happens ☺️👍

@ZackPolanski Any comment from your deputy leader on this attack? Thought not…..🤔

Horrified by the antisemitic attack in our city. Antisemitism is vile and has no place here. Solidarity with the Jewish community in Golders Green - and with our communities across the country who will be feeling this today.

Javier Milei: “When you tell a socialist the truth, they cry, claiming it’s hate speech. No, it’s not hate speech. It’s that you’re useless people who have ruined the planet.”

Free stuff Yo !