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Arsenal. That’s the tweet. This could be a biblical ladies and gentlemen. Lock in

@stokecity This is much better. Baker being back fit is clearly a massive win and gives options outside of Seko

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@JeffStelling Good to have you back on the radio next week @JeffStelling

Borehamwood ! Attacking line up. Fingers crossed

@derrycityfc He’s back!!

Red card. James McClean off for a high foot and second yellow. 94' // DUN 2-2 DER 🔴⚪

@JohnMorton215 Rose

Let’s play a game… Give me ONE name on the leaderboard that is your favorite to challenge Rory over the weekend. Who’s going to put the pressure on him?

MON back at the Bet365 today - 4th manager to do so this season. #record? Our best manager since relegation with a point to prove. Robins challenged players after Monday - who does & doesn’t want to be there? Starting XI will show us - expecting Baker/Gallagher/Back 5 #scfc

@I_am_KenBarlow Double standards Ken

#ImACeleb Why are we allowed to see David Haye's naked arse, but not Ashley Roberts'?

@MillwallDan85 Completely agree. Far safer in busy banks

The sooner away ends are designated as first come first seated (/standing), the safer. Some woman just turns up at 7.50 with her son looking at seat numbers. It didn’t go well for her lol. #Millwall

@secondtierpod Southampton, Oxford, Boro

What is this? IT'S THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD. Three winners, please👇

@Dunibear Aintree festival

@UTPJoe No shit… but it’s the festival.

Forced to carry on with a broken back…. Whipped over the line for the win… welcome to the chav fest that is the Grand fucking National. RIP Gold Dancer

@sharrond62 Appreciate the point your trying to make @sharrond62 - however … why is Littler your target? And why have you shared a video of him losing and posting his lowest average on the PDC? Seems lazy

Luke Littler has so far made 4.1 million in his short but incredibly successful young career. All top darts players are men. If women could win why wouldn’t they not be doing so, unless of course, biology plays a part?

@aakashgupta Bet your fun at parties

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

@TheGriftReport You would you … wouldn’t you 😜

Championship GKs this season for goals prevented | quality of shot faced • Rushworth, Peretz, Iversen, Selvik, Vitek & Johansson top dogs • Pierce Charles is in hell but is beating Satan’s ass • Joe Walsh😬 • Sol Brynn has the easiest job in the league and can’t even do that

@louorns Illustrates the drop off. Johansson ⬆️ vs Simkin/Bazunu

@jtwknowles @PeteSmith1983 It’s got to be surely.

Michael O'Neill will be the fourth ex-Stoke boss to manage against us this season. I'm pretty sure this is a record. Can you confirm, @PeteSmith1983?

Superb. Bloody love the news 📰

@Benjaminbloom Majority of those 0-0 for Stoke 😆

Fewest Games Behind At Half Time - Championship 25/26 6️⃣ Coventry #PUSB 8️⃣ Ipswich #ITFC 8️⃣ Millwall #MillwallFC 8️⃣ Southampton #SaintsFC 8️⃣ Stoke #SCFC 9️⃣ Sheff Utd #SUFC 9️⃣ Hull #HCAFC 🔟 Norwich #NCFC #EFLChampionship