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@iqrafatma1278 It’s legal tender, baby. Take it or leave. Don’t be ungrateful. You sound like an entitled child.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@javier078 Soul is good but putting it at #1 is insane. It’s more middle of the pack. Maybe top 1/3.

My PIXAR ranking Pre-Toy Story 5 (From top to bottom)

@TheRochaSays Something I actually agree with you on. Weak ass move by Amazon.

Smells like Bezos got cold feet because he wants to maintain his relationship with Sam Altman and his OpenAI. So he punted this one to another studio. It's laughable how these people talk about free speech, but get butt hurt when that free speech might affect their bottom line.

@WallStreetApes Yeah idk man, I feel like pop tarts have always had barely any filing in them. They’ve always kinda sucked.

Kellogg's Pop-Tarts released new “SUPER STUFFED” branded Pop-Tarts but they’re an absolute scam All they did was release Pop-Tarts closer to what they used to look like before they removed all the filling with Shrinkflation, and I can prove it I’ll include a old Pop-Tarts commercial and let’s compare these new “Super Stuffed” Pop-Tarts with what they used to look like

@TheRochaSays If you don’t think Obama is corrupt as fuck as well……I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. They’re all corrupt and they’re all in bed together. The public fighting is all theater.

I miss the greatness that the office of the presidency used to symbolize. I hope this great man isn’t our last gasp at achieving the greatness we used to aspire to as a country…instead of the corrupt, shithole grifter we’re stuck living with now.

@DeanTTraining lol nah, those are decent dupes but still don’t taste like chic-fil-a.

This is probably b/c you can just make Chic Fil A’s food in your own kitchen now for a fraction of the price Just Bare & Kirkland might put them out of business to be honest

@ComicBook They better not motion capture this shit.

Jim Carrey talking about wanting to play the Grinch again: “I had to do that with a ton of makeup and I could hardly breathe… and now with motion capture and things like that, I could be free to do some other things.” (interview recorded December 2024)

@harryjsisson Rachel Maddow at different ages

Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center ceremony. MAGA is going to lose it

@ToddManyNumbers When the hell are they going to put up the regular figures for PO??

Last Jada Toys SDCC 2026 Exclusive reveal Inspired by the unforgettable Season 3 finale of the hit Amazon animated series, the Battle-Damaged Invincible Deluxe 1:12 Scale Action Figure captures Mark Grayson after his brutal showdown with Conquest.

@__0HOUR1_ He’s dressed as a character you dumbass lol

Will Ferrell has Ozempic Aids He now looks like a homosexual from San Diego.

@1610SPlDEY They won’t. That’s not his Jean.

The concept of these two sharing some kind of emotional scene in Secret Wars is genuinely hysterical to me

@WrestlerHauser I appreciate your honesty. It’s refreshing. Love following you on Letterboxd.

You tell the truth and everybody loses their minds. I love the movie but are we gonna pretend it’s as good as the 1st Iron Man, the 1st Black Panther or the 1st Guardians of the Galaxy?

@CGHorror @MikalJoseph1980 No. He’s not in it.

@MikalJoseph1980 I thought it was confirmed Mr. Negative.

Thoughts on who the big, bad hooded villain taking on Peter Parker in the new SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY trailer is? I'm drawing a blank. Then again, I haven't kept up with Spider-Man comics much over the last decade so it could be someone introduced relatively recently. And what's the deal with Peter's powers? The trailers seem to be hinting at some kind of mutation or transformation beyond his usual spider abilities. Is this pulling from a specific comic storyline, or is Marvel doing something entirely new here? #spiderman #brandnewday

@MikalJoseph1980 Jean Grey is being positioned as the villain but that’s a red herring. It’ll be Jackal.

@WrestlerHauser A rider is a great follow. Glad I discovered him in the last year.

I’ve always liked Jeff. Don’t know him real well, but all my experiences have been positive. And he’s predicted a ton of $#*+that turned out to be correct.

@Pittsburgh1Pete I agree that the general audience appetite for Austin Powers 4 is probably not there at this point but saying the originals sucked is a wild take. The first 2 are hilarious. Goldmember was ok.

Nobody, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NOBODY is wanting an Austin Powers return in 2026. These movies sucked then, and would only suck worse now.

@__MHF__ @Burner121995 @DiscussingFilm Or…….you have terrible taste. I wish I could get back the time and money I spent watching Eddington.

@Burner121995 @DiscussingFilm Preach. He's the best going atm.

Ari Aster's next film ‘SCAPEGOAT’ will reportedly follow a surgeon operating on a Jake Paul-inspired character who dies during surgery. The surgeon then faces scrutiny from his wife and brother, reportedly inspired by Erika Kirk & Logan Paul. (Source: nexuspointnews.com/exclusive-deta…)

@DiscussingFilm How is this inspired by Erika Kirk?

@Variety Old series?? Shit ain’t that old.

Lukas Gage says the #PrisonBreak reboot on Hulu is "gritty and it’s dark and it’s scary.” “We definitely pay homage to the old series, but it’s a very new take on it... it’s a right balance of not trying to recreate the magic of what was the original show, but it’s on Hulu, too. It’s not Fox, so we can get really gritty on this one.” variety.com/2026/tv/column…

@CinemaTweets1 Nocturnal Animals was shit.

Tom Ford is directing a new film that’s releasing this year & it’s his first film since Nocturnal Animals- which is an outstanding film. Ford’s upcoming film is called Cry to Heaven, an American historical drama written, produced, and directed by Ford. It’s based on the 1982 novel by Anne Rice & features none other than…Adele. I’m very excited.