@KasperStats Shhhh the Savannah Bananas are going to hear you
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super professional caitlin
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super professional caitlin
@confusenthuse
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Cincinnati, OH Inscrit le Eylül 2012
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my change to make baseball weirder would be: when the bases are empty, the batter can decide to run them counterclockwise OR clockwise. that order then stays in place until the bases clear again
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@allie__voss Oh yes you must be referring to Xenos
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One of the first people I met in Ohio was a super friendly girl who immediately wanted to be friends when we met at the dog park
Googled the “small group” church she was inviting me to and the first result was [nameofchurch]isacult(dot)com
Ngl I was alllllllmost nosy enough
𝝑𝝔@byamarachi
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i’m obsessed with this photo of them working in their severance costumes
Severance HQ@lumonsindustry
In honor of yesterday’s Artemis II mission launch, here’s a photo of the Artemis II crew dressed up as the characters of Severance for Halloween 2025! 🩵
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Venturing into the SwimSwam comments like an IDIOT
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Swim??? But you just wanna dive?? What is the truth??
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super professional caitlin retweeté
what is zohran mamdani’s plan for zohran mamdani to start wearing a helmet when he rides a bike
Meidas_Charise Lee@charise_lee
@NYCMayor 💙💙💙💙 He’s young and energetic! How refreshing!
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Incredible stuff happening here
Slarty Bartfast@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
My mother is absolutely fuming today because there was a man at the pool the other day who swam faster than her and normally she’s the fastest. Complained about his tiny trunks with a stupid Union Jack on them. I’m pretty sure it was Liam Tancock, a world champion swimmer.
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Why do people keep trying to make me feel bad for not wanting to own a house when posts like this are there
Alex Cohen@anothercohen
As a homeowner, all I’m asking is that someone invent new windows that don’t cost a minimum of $1k each
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Texas is doing the safest exchanges I have ever seen in my life
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super professional caitlin retweeté
After losing his mother, Carrie, on February 26th of this year, no one would have faulted Thomas Heilman for an off meet given everything he and his family have gone through. Instead, he showed up and put together one of the most impressive meets of the week.
Carrie was one of the kindest souls I've ever met, and she was smiling down on him and his brother Matthew all week, no doubt.
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I’m gonna be honest I don’t think Florida is gonna be able to win this meet
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@trademarkedash I think in Canada the bear legally has to speak both
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teaching english to a 20yo polar bear instead of teaching 20 words of french to a human
YEGWAVE@yegwave
The Calgary Zoo brought in a French-speaking trainer to help its newest polar bear, Yelle, settle in after arriving from a Quebec zoo where he was trained entirely in French. Staff are now gradually teaching the 20-year-old bear English cues.
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