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Haskell, compilers, mental decay

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effectfully@effectfully·
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man Haskell and he'll be asking for fish for the rest of his life.
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Tbobesboobs
Tbobesboobs@tbobesboobs·
@effectfully Also they will try to punch you in the dick during sex, it's not worth it imo
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Damn I'd like to bring a girl like that to some nice place and watch how people there can't do shit about it.
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Oh yeah, and what's that hairy boy?
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HSVSphere@HSVSphere

@effectfully Fact check: TRUE Note: You cannot find any transaction that implies that I have sponsored effectlessly.

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My former teammates are debating how to fix code that is never run. @IOGroup you should offer reimbursements for vitamins, therapy or whatever it is that they need to stop doing this retarded shit and instead delete the dead code.
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@orbeezgosh @ChShersh Nevermind, I just noticed the tattoos. Can't believe I wasted fine Dmitrii's rizz on you.
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orbeez gosh@orbeezgosh·
Going to get drunk and watch a movie is that ok?
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effectfully@effectfully·
@RubenMoor School did prepare me for life, it demonstrated to me early on that people are retarded.
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Ruben Moor@RubenMoor·
That school prepares me for life.
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@JM0x5C lmao you have an accurate idea of what my mind looks like
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Jose Cardona@JM0x5C·
@effectfully I can imagine "Blyaaaaaaat" followed by a rant to your dog about how go programmers are subhuman
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effectfully@effectfully·
Yelled at my dog so hard a kid 30 meters away hid behind his mom.
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@Kick_Champ I once had sex that started like that, you just gotta slap back.
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KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ·
Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳
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@ChShersh @orbeezgosh It's so sweet of you to say all these things completely unprompted. @orbeezgosh wanna slip in a group chat with me and Dmitrii and continue this exciting discussion?
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Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
@effectfully @orbeezgosh I don’t have to rizz her up for you. You’re naturally charismatic, confident, funny, kind, rich, and smart. You’ll be alright.
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mads campbell@martyrdison·
young men make you feel chosen
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mads campbell@martyrdison

why a successful woman should date young men: - they have more time to give you constant attention - endless compliments - high sex drive - understands internet culture - thinks you are always right (you have more experience) - treats you incredibly well - straightforward (has no filters) - still believes in love - not traumatized by other women (ill be the one) - worships you and kisses the ground you walk on - still believes in gifts (will buy you anything you want even though he’s broke) - parents still pay for most things so he can spend on you - talks to you like he actually likes you because he doesn’t play games - broke but will be successful in a few years - no wrinkles - no erectile dysfunction - no beer belly - gives you accomplishment because it feels like taking care of a child - training you to be a mother (see above)

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i don't care what anyone says the GPT models even 5.4 are just bad
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effectfully@effectfully·
Fuck my wife. Make no mistakes.
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@hkozachkov In Russian. I feel somewhat confident that I asked her to surrender that vomit with roughly the same tone and choice of words that my ancestors asked nazis to surrender their weapons.
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Henry Kozachkov
Henry Kozachkov@hkozachkov·
@effectfully In what language? I'm imagining something hilarious to me and I wanna know if it's accurate.
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A 180‑year‑old executive agency of the British government is so utterly incompetent it grants write access to other people's sensitive data without even being attacked lmao.
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@HSVSphere If you hate yourself, you can also just I use Ubuntu. Speaking from personal experience.
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HSVSphere@HSVSphere·
new day, new canonical (ubuntu) backport failure never use ubuntu, mint, popos, or zorinOS. you can't trust Canonical to be competent prefer Bazzite or if you hate yourself, NixOS
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