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@TheWarMonitor Dunno, sounds like it just got amusing!

I'm hearing there's no comedian at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this year, officially to “tone things down.” Critics are already saying it’s to avoid roasting the president.

Major discussions in Downing Street over whether to blame Lisa Nandy or David Lammy for the upcoming wipe out in the local elections. Whoever the prime minister chooses, he is expected to take full personal responsibility... by sacking them.

@spectatorindex US and Israel at war.. ooh i'd like to see that.

@sayswhatnow @D__Melb @DPJHodges No shit Sherlock. Thanks for that. I hear you mum needs you to call with instructions on how to suck eggs.

@extendbuzzard40 @D__Melb @DPJHodges Not how it works…

In tomorrow’s Mail on Sunday: * Angela Rayner tells MPs “it’s now or never” to oust Starmer * Burnham allies say they are now ready to press the button on 8 May * Streeting allies say the local elections will prove the need for a new leader who can unite the party

@DPJHodges She should go anyway but what, because of his failings? Comical. What a bastard.

Keir Starmer is considering sacking Rachel Reeves in a final bid to relaunch his premiership.

@PolitlcsUK We all want him gone and sooner rather than later but whats she saying, if they don't take him down now he's suddenly going to pull the rabbit out of the hat and develop competence and integrity? Now or never is a rallying cry but a silly one.

@TheWarMonitor Someone just needs to say, straight-faceed. "Trump has a tiny penis and dementia" Then walk away.

Trump hates the event, largely because he couldn’t take a joke when speakers poked fun at him.

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Who do we believe, the Crime Minister or the Officials. Hmm. Groundhog day folks.

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer allegedly broke the Ministerial Code after reportedly failing to declare a meeting with Palantir - a client of Peter Mandelson’s lobbying firm [@Telegraph]

@D__Melb @DPJHodges He could stand in Holborn and St Pancras in a few weeks.

@DPJHodges How on earth can Burnham’s allies press the button on 8th May when he doesn’t have a seat?

Your home does not have enough power outlets. #PopularOpinion

@GBPolitcs @SkyNews Must have been a short discussion. Could have sent a single SMS "he hasn't got one"

🚨NEW: Keir Starmer’s team met at Chequers on Friday to discuss the Prime Minister’s future [@SkyNews]

@venturepictures The US UK relationship should be taken out back and double-tapped anyway. But as a Brit, i don't give the tiniest shit about the Falklands.

For all those Americans out there who don’t understand. Any change of stance from the US on the Falklands in terms of UK sovereignty would alienate quite literally most of the UK against you. The US - UK relationship would be for all intents and purposes. Dead.

@makipilled For the Falklands? A rock that nobody here gives a shit about 6,500 miles away? Put the crack pipe down lad.

Britain needs to revise its nuclear doctrine immediately to state that any attack on a British Overseas Territories constitutes a direct attack on Britain, which will be met with nuclear force. Do what France has done with their overseas territories, integrate them.

@BladeoftheS Looks like that poster has severe intellectual difficulties. Perfect Reform voter.

The Chicken is voting KFC. Because it is too stupid to realise it is a chicken.

The #labour lunatic fringe are always an embarrassment to themselves. Demand integrity from their party and you're a "bot". Same as they attack the media for reporting the conduct of "Dear Leader". Shameful little people. Little Jeeves there even had the nerve to block.

@manniefabian Lots of investigations as to conduct in Lebanon, far less for the genocide in Gaza. The IDF should be proscribed globally.

The IDF says it is investigating after footage published by Lebanese media showed military excavators damaging solar panels in the Christian village of Debel in southern Lebanon. "The actions seen in the video do not align with the values of the IDF and the conduct expected of its soldiers," the military says in response to a query by The Times of Israel. The IDF says the incident is under investigation, and according to the findings, actions will be taken against the troops involved. According to Lebanese media, damage was also caused to water infrastructure in Debel, along with homes, roads, and olive trees.

@HeatherJeeves @BethRigby @joshglancy Nobody told me. I'm FURIOUS!

@extendbuzzard40 @BethRigby @joshglancy But you are a bot!

Via @joshglancy: Starmer acknowledges the Mandelson appointment was a mistake that needs looking at, but he is also deeply frustrated by Westminster’s obsession with it. He views a political-media class that only wants to talk about vetting forms and not about the Strait of Hormuz as fundamentally unserious. “I understand why there are questions,” he says. “I’ve answered I don’t know how many of them. But at the same time, I’ve got a huge amount of work to do on the war on two fronts.”

@TheWarMonitor I'd raise a glass* to that.... *not a drinker.

A top White House official tells Politico that Kash Patel may be the next senior official to be thrown under the bus, saying “it’s only a matter of time.”

@PolitlcsUK This drivel is his fight back after Chequers? Oh dear.

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer denies he misled Parliament when he said "no pressure" was applied to Olly Robbins "There are different types of pressure. There’s pressure, ‘Can we get this done quickly,’ which is not an unusual pressure. That is the everyday pressure of Government"