Miss Panda

Americans be like: A: Hey! Where y'all from? Me: Calgary A:?? Me: Alberta A:?? Me: Canada. I'm from Canada. A: Oooooh. Me: How about you guys? A: Utah. That's in the States. Me: We know. Because, we studied geography in school and shit....

I was thinking. Which version of me do my exes remember? Breakups bring out the worst in people and that is usually the last version we see of the people we loved. That "peak-end" cognitive bias has me wondering, how much of the time, effort and love I put in, is remembered?

@Michaelrt86 Hi Michael how are you!!

@fimango hi

My new favourite quote is now 'Au contraire, pubic hair'.

@ThatJust___That Hahaha hey where’d you get that gif of me 😂😂😂

@fimango You can and will do it

Can Fiona get her basement from its current morning-after-frat-party state to business worthy in two hours? Stay tuned, after these commercials..

@Alex_Micati There is one!!!!

@fimango If there are rugs in that room, it is within the realm of possibility.

@daleprobst I think I’m going to BYOB actual cocktail sauce next time

I’m unsure what this is. Is it a hush puppy? Do I eat as is? Do I dip this in the ketchup too? #TexasThings

@cosmosrules You get me 🥲🥲🥲

@fimango No one in history has suffered as much as you have. I hope you can get through this tremendou trial with your sanity intact. If you need to reach out, don’t and instead buy another pair of shoes 😜

I forgot to pack my nice shoes for the Christmas parties this weekend. Guess I have to go shoe shopping, sigh, such a hardship. 🥲

@Just_Duncan521 My mind was also blown

@fimango 🤯

Did Texas just serve me up ketchup to eat with my raw oysters and cold boiled shrimp? Fascinating… #TexanCulture #IGuessIllTryIt? #ImSkeptical…..

@ThatJust___That We are a far way from Canada land

@fimango I'd ask for Canadian Ice Tea and politely state it's wayyyy better than Sweet Tea

Unsweetened Tea > Sweet Tea THERE I SAID IT. Now to avoid all the weird looks from the Southerners when I order it in restaurants.

@ThatJust___That I like them. A lot.

@fimango Raw oysters are actually yummy? 🤔

@classik_e Cheers!

Girl dinner

@cosmosrules 100% Japanese tea is yummy.

@fimango I have yet to taste a sweet tea that I like. Iced tea is better. Drank so so much tea in Japan and nary a sugar packet in sight.

@RookieMisteak My city is -3 F…… that’s why I decided to skip town for the cold snap 😭

Nothing gets ya in the Christmas spirit like high temps 15-20 degrees above normal. 🫠

@ThatJust___That Omg I love TJ

@fimango One day I'll walk into a Whole Foods! Took me long enough to experience Trader Joe's

I walked into Whole Foods today and bought dry ass cubed chicken breast and green juice… Who was that woman that I became as soon as I walked into Whole Foods.. that definitely wasn’t me shopping…

@ThatJust___That Switch!!!

@fimango I walked into Sobeys and bought Cakesters and Pepsi...nope, we are not the same 🤣