Zach Williams

Remember Alex Pall from The Chainsmokers? This is him now. Feel old yet?

If I had a superpower, it would be to look at a household appliance right before it’s about to beep and it would not beep.

I’m so done with these tariffs. A $600 order for circuit boards from China now cost $1,700. Chinese expertise is 10/10 - it’s not about “cheap”. This is just 1/4 of my orders. I’m trying to get my company off the ground and this effectively stops my progress. This has to stop.

Parking rule #1: park next to nice cars

What if Jesus is also the reason for the seasoning?

Let's be real... if you have speakerphone on in public, it's OUR call.

Her: “what’s your sign?” Me: “tourist rising, I think?”

*on our first date* Her: I’m a Cancer Me: Oh wow, what stage?

So like, can we disable this annoying little @instagram “feature” or not?

@heyblake Been following you for a bit and am in tech. Both software and hardware. Would love to meet up

I wish more tech folks lived in Nashville. If you’re in any surrounding city hmu, wanna start meeting with more of you!

I knew he was full of Shet.

Confetti company at the Super Bowl after starting the confetti: “Just say when” The NFL: ... :)

Taylor Swift in her $1.8m box guaranteeing a Chiefs win

Sending memes to your clients >>>

@andrewj_gomez the last last jedi

it’s a damn shame they never made a sequel to the last jedi.

@kyreynoldsmusic Kyle

Have you guys tried breath milk?

@VeNoMZiTo1 @Philo01 Was wondering this same thing about the screencasts. Also just purchased the same pack.

@Philo01 Hello, I have purchased the Unlimited Projects + Screencasts pack, but I can't find how to access the Screencasts. If you could tell me how to proceed, I would appreciate it. I was going to send you a private message, but since you don't follow me, I can't. Thank you.

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Santa just told me I wasn’t on the “nice list” this year so I’m getting Kohl’s :/

What if it was called 98% not milk?

@DatanoiseTV hey man - sent you a message on Discord. Wanted to get your thoughts when you get a chance. Thanks in advance!