Jeff Plate

I'll have a room temperature Budweiser. Shaken, not stirred.

@SNJR6996 @NBABlackburn Wtf did OG do? lol

Literally felt that in my heart smh I know I’m speaking out of frustration of the moment but I wish I could straight punch Ananobi in his stupid face after that. Then to challenge the call with Murray literally writhing in pain just goes to show the type of selfish scum the knicks are. I actually rooted for the knicks most of the time when not facing the nuggets but now I just hope their season takes a turn for the worst smh 😠

The Knicks deserve hell after challenging a play in which Nuggets fans thought the season might be over.

@pedromiguel13 @Boenau Big up NJ

@Boenau Eliminate left turns altogether.

Please turn in your driver's license.

@rokajoska @TheCinesthetic Trump talking about Paris Hilton on Howard Stern

@TheCinesthetic Now imagine the genders swapped

Gaten Matarazzo says a mother in her 40s once told him: 'I’ve had a crush on you since you were 13' "This woman in her 40s said straight up, ‘I’ve had a crush on you since you were 13.’ And I was like, ‘That’s upsetting' ... then she doubled down. She was like, ‘I’m aware of the age difference.’ ... her daughter was with her, and her daughter goes, ‘Mom, what the fuck?’ I swear to God"

@inktitan @ReadyPlayerRich @Prisonmitch It doesn’t. If my company buys a factory in Mexico that land does not become “American land.” Not to mention US takes land from individuals and companies all the time via eminent domain and there’s little recourse

@ReadyPlayerRich @Prisonmitch How does that mean the land belongs to the US?

Genuinely curious, as I do not know the answer, but what land did Venezuela take from us?

@WallStreetApes There’s no better vantage point to view the tree than directly underneath it.

You can no longer get close to the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center in New York City for pictures Barriers have been put up to keep people at a long distance You used to be able to go right up to it for photos but times have changed. Demographics in America have changed

@BenStiller @ArmandDoma Citizens united

@ArmandDoma What happened

we used to have tv shows that dropped 24 episodes a year, every year

@thejohnpaulhyde @RichardHanania No one “sleeps with” a child. It’s called rape.

@RichardHanania Moral outrage is warranted, but should be more acute. Sleeping with 15-17 years old is still bad, but it’s a different thing than sleeping with a 9 year old.

To redefine “pedophile” to mean attracted to anyone under 18 is the same as wokes defining racist to mean not a far leftist. It’s a definition that is specifically designed to make people irrational and engage in a moral panic. It has no other purpose.

@alexqarbuckle This is true.

I used to get excited when I knew the answer to a Jeopardy clue that stumped all three contestants. then a former champion told me that when they don’t buzz in it’s not that they don’t know, it’s that they’re using the urinals built into the podiums

@MetsBooth But always you. It’s like a vision of love that seems to be true.

Another night, another booth.

@TheCinesthetic You had meat, hello!

What’s the best one-liner in movie history?

@RealEmirHan This is actually false. The original line was “you had meat, hello!” But because of Ms Zellweger’s misread and improvisational skill we all know the now iconic line, with no mention of meat at all

In Jerry Maguire, the line “you had me at hello” didn’t make any sense to actress Renée Zellweger when she first read the script. She believed it must have been a mistake. Director had to explain: it’s a way of saying, “I’m yours the moment you walked in”

@TheCinesthetic This is the chorus of Scentless Apprentice

Nicolas Cage was so intense and completely immersed in his character that even Travolta couldn’t believe it.

When I look up NIN on the TouchTunes

Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood

@Brent_R_ @FightWithMemes It’s from England

@oneunderscore__ And do it on a full moon so we make sure to get the whole thing

@Jeff_Tymer_ Vincent LaGuardia Gambini

@jamesonhaslam Why not throw some LED’s in the risers?

Extreme video envy this is so good

Tori (sp?)