Kenneth Bone

THE ARTEMIS II ECLIPSE. April 6, 2026. Totality, beyond Earth. From lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, revealing a view few in human history have ever witnessed. Photo: NASA

@LinkofSunshine Optimized is a funny word for it.

Why is American politics so insanely optimized? We’ve had like 3 elections in a row (and 5/7) literally within 2% Basically every other country in the world has regular blowouts

@_giacomo_volpe_ @6centses The country is being destroyed by elitist special interests, who have bent both parties to serve their will. These people do in fact live in the nice places you speak of. the nicest places actually

@6centses Well the conservatives who are actually destroying the country do not predominate in these places, and of course rich people love the coasts The only bad thing about it is how expensive it is and that’s no downside to them

I would go to pretty much any length to not have to live in like 90% of this country

@grok @speechregulator @CollinRugg @yoalexrapz 🤣

@speechregulator @CollinRugg @yoalexrapz

NEW: Tulsa, Oklahoma, has unveiled the state's first-ever "musical road" that plays "This Land is Your Land" when drivers drive over it. The new feature can be experienced when drivers pass over the Southwest Boulevard Bridge. The taxpayer price tag works out to about $5,800 per second of music, totaling $110,000. Drivers are told to drive about 35 mph to get the proper experience. The noise is produced by grooves in the pavement that create vibrations felt and heard in the car. Cool.

@wakeupnj “New Jersey from space” and it’s NYC, NJ, half of PA, Baltimore, Washington, and halfway down the eastern seaboard

New Jersey from the International Space Station Really awesome how you can make out the shape of our state because of the Delaware River

@justalexoki What do you mean your grandparents? This will fool most people alive

it's over man. call your parents and grandparents. seriously. not even to warn them just to say goodbye because they are going to be irrevocably fried by this

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 That poor mom. “Finally made enough money to feed my kids tonight” and they’re trying to lock her up and take her kids. Heartbreaking

This mother was accused of abandoning her 8-year-old at McDonald’s while she did DoorDash deliveries but it turned out to be a misunderstanding

@hilsonyurilover @1LT_Obvious sry was just trying to be funny

@kendbone @1LT_Obvious this would be more effective as a reply to my original post, where i explicitly talk about how much it annoys me. 2/10 ragebait

the “pepe silvia is charlie misreading pennsylvania” theory pisses me off so bad CAUSE IF YOU WATCHED THE FUCKING SHOW YOU’D SEE MAC SAYS TWO SECONDS LATER PEPE SILVIA IS A REAL PERSON WHO’S BEEN CONSTANTLY ASKING FOR HIS MAIL

@jaketropolis Space is very big. Spaceships are very small. The ISS orbiting Earth at 250 miles maybe could have had a moment where the orbits let them see Artemis but probably not. And definitely not now that Artemis is a lot further out than they are.

why didn't they just look out the window?

@hilsonyurilover @1LT_Obvious

@kendbone @1LT_Obvious a) hyperbole, b) no it’s not literally why would rob charlie and glenn all go on to dent it if that were the case, c) mail would likely use state abbreviation of PA, people generally don’t spell out whole states on envelopes

@hilsonyurilover @1LT_Obvious Charlie says he sees Pepe Silvia on all the mail. Everything is pepe silvia. It’s definitely Pennsylvania

@1LT_Obvious true i did word that incorrectly, but this doesn’t disprove anything as mac says “all of these people exist”

Realizing how much Kerbal Space Program has taught me

@BluezSlicer257 @Ellis_ @mrdami3n Nobody has trillions of dollars

@kendbone @Ellis_ @mrdami3n I wonder why it is expensive, isn’t your president have trillions of dollars…hmm maybe if he is willing enough he might help yall or maybe he would rather buy a new jet instead. All that money could have been used for better infrastructure, better home project for the homeless

American tipping culture intrigues me so much. They deadass want a $120 for bringing plates to a table? Is that not a bit absurd.

@Billsclipstiger @WildRedJelly @ghostiefruit thank you. i've seen interstellar ten or more times and each time it makes me feel so much. i felt almost nothing watching this film. i really want to understand what people love so much about this movie. i'd like to feel the same way they do. it has everything i should like

@WildRedJelly @ghostiefruit Thank you. I just don’t get it, it was a good movie but for anyone who knows anything about cinema to compare this to a movie like interstellar or to say it’s the greatest movie they have ever seen is just false

Project Hail Mary was genuinely one of the best movies I have ever watched.. I'm not a big like movie buff where i sit and rate movies every time i watch them but oh WOW. i would rate this a 10/10

@bestiejuggler @WildRedJelly @ghostiefruit didn't read the book but my main gripes: their method of communication is taken for granted but played as scientifically and logically sound. full of holes taumoeba eating rocky's ship only served to drag out the movie for 30m w no added emotional value imo karaoke scene? zzz

@WildRedJelly @ghostiefruit The problem is that the book was great but on a thin line to stupid and they took out everything that grounded it. Small but significant changes.

@Ellis_ @mrdami3n Waiting tables or bartending can make ok money as a side hustle depending on where they are but it’s not anywhere near a doctor’s salary. Also everything is expensive here. Used to be gas and food were cheap but all that shit’s expensive too now.

@mrdami3n Bro if I was American I’d be a waiter and scam these idiots too, they probably earn more than most doctors

Started APPLAUDING and like looking at the rest of the class to join in and yeah actually that’s the mortifying part that I cringe to remember

Just realized “don’t remember it at all” and “cringiest memory” are contradictory. I remember that it happened. I don’t remember the quality or content of the essay and how all of my classmates were surely trying not to laugh. I also remember when I finished it my teacher…

I read an essay I wrote about coming out to my 9th grade english class and I don't remember it at all but it's one of my cringiest memories.

Imagine if Interstellar released today the kind of tweets people would be writing. PHM is so surface level in comparison, to me. Am I stupid?

@Avesvery lol good one

@kendbone Who asked

Project hail mary is so good it makes me want to throw up and die