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"I'm a crypto investor"

@coppercatcathy @theliamnissan Perhaps, Cathy, if you’re lucky, Kid Rock will perform his 1993 hit “Balls In Your Mouth”.

@theliamnissan It’s going to be awkward for those people with children in the stands. However, most Americans will just turn it to the TPUSA show to avoid watching the deviant in a dress prancing around the stage that the NFL hired. Thanks for your concern.

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

@digitalartchick Surprised you chose this instead of the hour+ video he made last year on how memecoins were going to change the world. His SPX6900 army is hands down the most shockingly insane thing I saw come out of the trenches.

This really was the cycle of just say anything

Thinking back on my childhood with all the strong, masculine men I grew up around, one trait they all shared was not giving a shit about what other people thought of them. They didn't measure their "t-levels," didn't sun-tan their balls and they sure as shit didn't go on and on about what huge victims they were because some person, group or minority was a supposed threat to their existence. They didn't bitch about Starbucks cups, children's cartoons and M&M's mascots not being sexy enough. They ate steak, worked hard, and went to sleep. They were men of few words and fewer complaints, unlike the endless chirping from the ultra-soft culture-warrior cryhards who always manage to find themselves balls-deep in another victimhood narrative after listening to yet another droning podcast. The men of yester-year worked hard and built shit. They didn't thump their chests with pride at the accomplishments of others, because they were too busy accomplishing things of their own.

@WordofRollo @MeidasTouch Bio: “PhD. in common sense”

@MeidasTouch Check his taxes, it’s clearly being paid to him

This is the 'About' section of the website Trump got this from:

@DecodingFoxNews @libsoftiktok Pardons don't even need to be signed, per the Constitution.

@libsoftiktok It’s not binding. They have no power to do anything.

BOMBSHELL: House Oversight Committee just released a damning 100 page report deeming all Biden’s autopen actions NULL AND VOID

@2501_major @JacobKinge BDO provides an auditor but that auditor does not conduct an independent audit. It's called an attestation and depends on Tether management providing all of the financial records. Go read the first page of what you're calling an "audit". It's right there in the opening paragraphs

@JacobKinge BDO audits them constantly and its public, retard

BREAKING: Tether, which has never been audited, claims to hold $135 billion in US Treasuries, ranking it as the world’s 17th largest holder. That’s ahead of South Korea, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Germany.

@damienleone Another vote here for Friday the 13th IV (The Final Chapter). Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover, and one of the greatest final girls of all time.

In anticipation of Terrifier 4, what do you think is the best 4th installment of a franchise in the horror genre?

@Sp89647Victoria @gtconway3d

it's hard to Nazi what's going on here

@JacobKinge Payroll is $3B per week. How many minutes does this cover?

BREAKING: The U.S. military accepted an anonymous donation of $130 million to help pay troops during the shutdown.

@staypredictable @JacobKinge If you actually read the report you’d have seen on the very first page that they depend on Tether management to provide the financial records and that Tether management is responsible for their accuracy. They literally disclaim responsibility for what is being attested to.

@JacobKinge @oneless Only Ai assisted part was how reserves are checked in an attestation, as why the hell wouldn’t you research with Ai to get a different perspective and check yourself. Good try though trying to save face in front of your followers, I get it.

BREAKING: Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino says Tether will make $15B in profit this year with a 99% profit margin. Tether is the only company of this scale that refuses an audit. Yet they claim to profit more than Netflix, Ford, Comcast, Starbucks, and CitiGroup. Totally normal! Nothing to see here.

@staypredictable @JacobKinge Tether gives them the numbers to report: "Management is responsible for the preparation of the Financials Figures and Reserves Report in compliance with the criteria, including Management’s Key Accounting Policies, set out in the Financials Figures and Reserves Report..."

@oneless @JacobKinge

@staypredictable @JacobKinge They post attestations, not audits. They have never undergone an independent, third-party audit.

@JacobKinge They are audited. You can find the audits transparently on their website.

@Aria_nft_2019 @punk9059 Sorry, but it's just a sexier Safemoon.

@oneless @punk9059 The succeeded at the former! Again, you CAN’T ignore a 19B dollar liquidation event!! Ffs. The latter remains to be seen.

Punks at 38. What happened? PunkStrategy what did you do?

@Aria_nft_2019 @punk9059 So which is it? Are they "injecting enthusiasm" or leveraging real increases in demand? They failed at the former and the latter is a pipe dream. They made their money the way they originally intended- by taxing you.

@oneless @punk9059 The whole plan was not to be a substitution for demand!In fact it was outlined from the beginning that the strategies are accelerators WHEN the demand is back. The liquidation event wiped the enthusiasm that was injected in to the system and it takes time to recover.

@AndreLopez59670 @Thiss_Youu @Jim_Jordan That's not in the Constitution. It's simply an existing rule the GOP could change with 51 votes.

Here’s what’s happening: Republicans passed a simple bill to keep the government open. Democrats shut down the government to ensure illegal aliens have free healthcare.

@Dean_of_Numbers @GavinNewsom @joerogan Newsom has been asking Rogan to have him on for a long time now. Maybe, if you’re able to, think for a moment about why Rogan has refused Newsom’s offer every time.

@GavinNewsom @joerogan Rogan will interview anyone, even the lowest of the low. He'd take Gavin and laugh ... but Newsom knows he'd get crushed.

Bawk, bawk @joerogan. 🐓

@DarrellBrockJr @TomJChicago Funny how Trump left Smith off his list of enemies he sent to Bondi, isn’t it? It is almost as if he is “rattled” by what discovery in such a prosecution would lead to- probably jail for a VERY long time.

@TomJChicago You are about to see ‘rattled’ when Smith goes to jail for a VERY long time 😂

Trump is rattled bc Jack Smith is speaking publicly. Smith said in an Oct 2023 court filing that he knew why Trump took the classified documents, what he was doing with them and would prove it in court. Smith should publicly share this info. It’s the main reason Trump is rattled.

@tjhart78 @Adolwulf @GavinNewsom @grok Taxpayers already pay- and they pay a lot more -when people who need insulin can’t afford it. For Type 1 diabetics, lack of insulin can lead to a painful death in under 24 hours and even a few hours without it can necessitate an expensive ER visit. Ask @grok

@Adolwulf @GavinNewsom Think you better do a bit of research first champion. Hey @grok are taxpayers subsiding this?

NEW: California will be the first state in the nation to sell its own insulin. It will be $11. No Big Pharma price gouging. Simple, affordable healthcare. As it should be.