band of thieves in ripped up jeans

absolutely insane night

@skipbint perfection

being a writer is fucking insane. “i wish there was an ep 4 fuck montage fic with banter and then they don’t fuck bc shane is nervous to be sore for his game and so they do just the tip and it’s ilya’s first time without a condom too and also ilya’s pov” oh i’ll write it

maybe if I write it in toy story…

@thislsmeryan 💯

@pearlantics We do the lords work

Im so Paul Revere coded x3639262

@thislsmeryan literally just sent your tweet to it hahahaha

@pearlantics LMAOOOOO

@oikawapuncher oh 1000%

coming back to say this one was genuinely life changing JESUS

@oikawapuncher @fuckrozanov have you read this one archiveofourown.org/works/79977806

@fuckrozanov just read a fic that examined this dynamic and it was incredible i will try to find the link

obsessed with shane and ilya’s specific brand of sexting where ilya is like maybe you wear panties next time i fuck you and shane is like fuck you you are so gross🤬🤬🤬 then when ilya comes over there’s 3 sets of lingerie spread out on the bed and shane is like which one ilya.

@fuckrozanov may I recommend archiveofourown.org/works/79977806

pretending he doesn’t like it is the foreplay…..the simulated dubcon is the foreplay…..

@luminoussbeing now WHY THE HELL does this trigger the mother’s day animation??

so who do we think was the first one to lick the other and was there a moment where they were like ‘wtf’ or was it just straight into a mutual lickfest

heated rivalry introduced me to fujoshing out this, heated rivalry introduced me to rpfing that…meanwhile I’m out here like heated rivalry introduced me to a potential autism diagnosis

@neilblackthorn I was in london for valentines day this year with my gf and I literally convinced her to walk over blackfriars with me in honor of both jem and tessa as well as eva and reeve haha

is cassandra clare aware of the fact that the og actors for orpheus and eurydice on hadestown got engaged on blackfriars bridge i wonder

@headtaybrina ah yes, from ye olden days, where movie theaters across the country all took turns in a line passing around one (1) single reel of film from theater to theater one at a time

wtf sabrina took the last available copy of that film in the entire world. she’s gone too far💔💔💔

@orxmcc you missed an opportunity to say he tripped

🚨BREAKING: Shane Hollander has fallen down the stairs at the #MetGala2026

@hudsonwupdates @virgilvcline I am literally keeping you in my thoughts and prayers for tomorrow

@virgilvcline i’m ready for anything

may gods save us this weekend

@official_caelum im-

YURI on ice

@maospiral OH MY GOD YOU MADE IT TO HER GOOGLE PAGE

🚨Kaori Sakamoto and Amber Glenn are reportedly dating

@maospiral oh my god you made it to reddit

@fujoconnor I love that it started as homotron3000 and now we’re up to 9000

imagine pulling up to a stop light and you look over and see homotron9000 and the bisexual terminator mean-mugging the SHIT out of you like DAMN what the hell I do 😭

there are heated rivalries everywhere for those with eyes to see