khalid
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I told my date that I was trying to get bricked up in the gym because I thought bricked up meant getting strong and putting on muscle, and he looked at me a little weird and then he very kindly explained to me what it really meant, I’m so mortified lol
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I have like 20 deals going and none of them are going to close but at least I almost forgot about the Impending Doom
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let's replace our entire white collar workforce with this
Jonas Čeika@Jonas_Ceika
I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
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Wait a sec here
Mission Local@MLNow
San Francisco police this morning arrested a young suspect accused of tossing a Molotov cocktail at the home of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. Police recognized the person in this photo and nabbed him, purportedly near OpenAI's HQ From @abineely missionlocal.org/2026/04/sfpd-a…
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🇦🇱 Eric Adams can run for the upcoming elections for Albania’s capital, Tirana, according to the Albanian Constitution.
kos_data@kos_data
🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.
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imagine a war cabinet with keir starmer, kemi badenoch, and ed davey……..
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: The UK is preparing a new plan to ready the whole nation for the transition to war [@SkyNews]
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@longstosee many are surprised to learn that when our grandparents arrived and settled here they did so as full british nationals
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@longstosee i've long thought that the only reason they even let us claim britishness is because pakistan was a british territory for longer than it's been pakistan
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the iranians don't seem to realize they have no cards, except for pocket aces
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A 16.9% swing from Reform UK to the Green Party. According to my psephological calculations, if this result was repeated across the country it would result in an overwhelming majority of mad Facebook uncles throwing their phones at the wall in anger.
Election Maps UK@ElectionMapsUK
Cliftonville (Kent) Council By-Election Result: 🌍 GRN: 38.8% (+26.7) ➡️ RFM: 33.1% (-7.0) 🌳 CON: 15.2% (-4.5) 🌹 LAB: 10.4% (-11.6) 🙋 Ind: 1.3% (New) 🔶 LDM: 1.2% (-1.9) No Ind (-3.0) as previous. Green GAIN from Reform UK. Changes w/ 2025.
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your islamoleftist ethnic bloc vote sir
Election Maps UK@ElectionMapsUK
Cliftonville (Kent) Council By-Election Result: 🌍 GRN: 38.8% (+26.7) ➡️ RFM: 33.1% (-7.0) 🌳 CON: 15.2% (-4.5) 🌹 LAB: 10.4% (-11.6) 🙋 Ind: 1.3% (New) 🔶 LDM: 1.2% (-1.9) No Ind (-3.0) as previous. Green GAIN from Reform UK. Changes w/ 2025.
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