plasticbagger

ambient, new story

@hell_doe anime food crawl . going to this and then going to the One Piece asian fusion restaurant in bensonhurst brooklyn

what if we kissed in front of the dragon ball z birria truck

the two worst genres of Online lit author are the ones bitter they’ve been writing for years with no motion and the ones who rage quit every 3 months

@asdkfjasdlfjd i actually wanna hear the answer to all those questions tbh

@plasticbagger What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? 'Have you ever had sex? Have you ever had xanax? Tell me how much sex you've had and where and when and if you had xanax during it and what was your prescription??'

You could probably 'oneshot' corporate America by just being high on xanax all the time. It makes your low level service job feel like a beach time resort getaway

@asdkfjasdlfjd my birthday is next week!

For Christmas I got the invasion of Venezuela and it's looking like for my birthday I'll be getting a ground war with Iran

@asdkfjasdlfjd flop post

In the 'pre-times' (term for 'the void years' that preceded the 3,000 Centuries of Chinese Victory), it is said that the ancient people known as 'Americans' would gather around daily stock market oil prices the way other cultures might warm themselves before a flame

@asdkfjasdlfjd huh

My political 'prediction' for Iran War is that we strategically use a small number of ground forces to capture the Forsaken Fortress, a key island that would allow us access to blockading and controlling the Strait while limiting Iran's drone and naval targetting capacities

@johnnyh0llywood who wouldn’t

@plasticbagger I’d love to have you for dinner

so you agree Online lit clones and Online Lit extra terrestrials exist, but draw the line at Online lit werewolves?

@johnnyh0llywood today is a waxing gibbous actually

@plasticbagger Full moon out tonight… I’m feeling a bit… wolfish

im scared the baby i found on my doorstep might be the Antichrist

@asdkfjasdlfjd yours leave a lot to be desired .

Your battle prowess is incredible, dude

@asdkfjasdlfjd the eyes of a wild predator . this creature needs to be beought to the halls of justice immediately

Flipping off the cat

@asdkfjasdlfjd yawn politics post

@LuccaLazaro @gregogallagher yessir day 216 today of my streak

@gregogallagher Respect to you but my guy @plasticbagger would never flinch at “the weather” being a reason for not getting his steps in

Diet is dialled? Here’s how to speed up fat loss so you are sharper by the day

@GGBussyAllin she don’t like my posts no more

@plasticbagger Chloe Wheeler

who got the biggest ego in Online Lit

@AlexaRuthless name names

I know who it is but I’m not sayin’.

We asked you guys what lit mags the cool kids are flocking to this season, and this is what you said 💌 Submit to them here: chillsubs.com/lists/cool_kid… #writing

@crownweber this is true . i stopped getting writers block after i said i need to put out a story every 3 months no exceptions

Writer's block is an overdetermined phenomenon—but I think this angle is clarifying, instead of merely seeing a vast reserve of would-be authors who are busy with work/children or who sit down to write and are immobilized by the beer/weed they think will help them.

A brilliant and almost unwritable history of the 2010s-2020s would be about people who, despite creative potential, whether situated on the left or right, have published very little because a censoring force inside them rejects where their mind goes when they put ideas on a page.