Not So Witty Pseudonym

A random stranger just insulted my ability to read a map. I’ve been waiting for this since 5th grade. 😂

@jtnssava @Jake4VA He measured from Staunton to halfway across New Jersey instead of from Fairfax to NJ. So in addition to being intentionally dishonest, he misread what the original post even claimed lol

@Jake4VA Seems pretty close actually, if you're measuring from the nearest point in NJ (off the cuff) to the nearest points in Fairfax... He is wrong about the Staunton district, though.

Nothing in this tweet is even remotely accurate and you should feel bad about being this loud and this wrong

@Jrlanger @Jake4VA Yes. Yes he did lol. He can’t read a map or the English language lol

@Jake4VA wait did you measure the distance from Staunton to NJ instead of Fairfax County to NJ? 🤣

@Jake4VA @DirtyDemocrat05 Also… that’s literally not the claim he made. In addition to struggling with a map, you’re also illiterate. Of course NJ is farther from Staunton than Fairfax is. That’s not what he said 😂 Fairfax is, however, closer to NJ than it is to Staunton.

@pseudonym_witty @DirtyDemocrat05 The cracker barrel just across the border from Delaware is still 120 miles farther from Staunton than Fairfax is More importantly, Staunton is not in a district with Fairfax

@Jitbag021306 @DirtyDemocrat05 @jimcmcguire No need to rely on AI

This is from Grok. But, a Google search should also show the same info. "For the straight-line distance (~107 miles northeast from Fairfax, VA, the opposite direction from Staunton): This puts you roughly in northern Delaware, in the Wilmington / Newark / New Castle County area (specifically, calculations using the coordinate reflection place the exact point around 39.54–39.55°N, 75.54°W — about 10–15 miles south of downtown Wilmington, DE, still well within Delaware but heading toward the PA/NJ border region). For the driving distance (~141–142 miles north/northeast from Fairfax toward New Jersey, e.g., along the I-95 corridor): This lands you in the Philadelphia metropolitan area / southeastern Pennsylvania suburbs, roughly around the Delaware–Pennsylvania border region near Chester, PA, or the southern Philadelphia suburbs. (For reference: Wilmington, DE, is about 127–128 miles driving; central Philadelphia is about 155–158 miles driving.)"

If Virginia redistricting goes through, Staunton, VA will be represented by a Congress member from Fairfax County. Fairfax is farther away from Staunton than it is from New Jersey.

@ShawnWeneta @Venable4VA @jimcmcguire @GarrenShipley You had to dishonestly put the point Galway across NJ lol x.com/pseudonym_witt…

@jimcmcguire @GarrenShipley I’ll take “ Bad Geography” for 800. Please, Alex!

@DirtyDemocrat05 @Venable4VA You can’t hide from this without blocking me. I’m gonna keep rubbing your nose in it 💩👃😂 x.com/pseudonym_witt…

@Venable4VA So you get it! Guy arguing with me using as the crow flies to the DELAWARE RIVER. Yeah sure man, hop in your car and do the drive and then get back to me lmfao

This is so incredibly funny for so many reasons but particularly funny to me as someone who has driven from the Staunton area to North Jersey many, many times. Brother, I WISH that was true! Gas is expensive!

@H673856H @TheDMVLive Ok… Drop the charges!

@pseudonym_witty @TheDMVLive It’s 4-20 bro was high

Fairfax County Police are investigating after a male reportedly tried to steal three pizzas from the Papa John’s (on Tyco Road) in Tysons Corner, Virginia by using his fingers as a gun. The suspect was unsuccessful in running out with the pizzas and left empty-handed…

@DirtyDemocrat05 @Jitbag021306 @jimcmcguire Bro. You came at me and missed epically. I have never seen someone be more confidently wrong in my 30+ years on the internet. It’s astounding. I’m actually impressed lol

@pseudonym_witty @Jitbag021306 @jimcmcguire I think you might be developmentally disabled so I feel a little bad engaging with you still, but I want you to drive from Staunton to the NJ state line tomorrow and time it. Then drive back and do the same to Fairfax. Then get back to me lmfao

@DirtyDemocrat05 @Jitbag021306 @jimcmcguire *pulls up google maps*

@Jitbag021306 @jimcmcguire It’s just factually not true pull up google maps dumbass

@DirtyDemocrat05 @greg_otto @jimcmcguire Thank you… Truly. 🙏 This made my night. x.com/pseudonym_witt…

@pseudonym_witty @greg_otto @jimcmcguire I’m not, you are just scrambling to defend an argument that 1. Isn’t true and 2. Is irrelevant bc Staunton is not sharing a seat w Fairfax. Thank you for making my evening though, the line to the Delaware river is truly something me and my friends will be joking abt for a while

@Jake4VA @DirtyDemocrat05 But the outskirts of Staunton are (even further away lol) And NJ is closer 😂

@DirtyDemocrat05 @greg_otto @jimcmcguire How about we drive? 😭😂 x.com/pseudonym_witt…

@pseudonym_witty @greg_otto @jimcmcguire Putting aside your inability to identify states—that is as the crow flies. Are we electing a bird? Were you dropped on the head as a child? Many questions here

@DirtyDemocrat05 Good news!!! x.com/pseudonym_witt…

@Venable4VA lol. Lmao even

@pseudonym_witty Sir that is Delaware…

Tell me you haven’t looked at a map… tell me you don’t know who is running…. Tell me you don’t know anything. Because clearly you don’t I live in Staunton VA and this is not a fact…. 😑🙃

@DirtyDemocrat05 @greg_otto @jimcmcguire OMG!!! It’s even a closer drive from Fairfax to New Jersey 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

@pseudonym_witty @greg_otto @jimcmcguire Alright man clearly you’re going to cling to a moot argument to…. prove that you’re a super duper genius who definitely didn’t dig themselves a hole on twitter? Oh bless your heart

@DirtyDemocrat05 @greg_otto @jimcmcguire I’m not the one who can’t read a map 😂

@DirtyDemocrat05 @greg_otto @jimcmcguire You don’t have any friends lol

@DirtyDemocrat05 @greg_otto @jimcmcguire Lmfao… he even selected a location on the opposite side of New Jersey to try to prove his point 😂 Bro. Just stop. NJ is closer geographically.

@pseudonym_witty @greg_otto @jimcmcguire x.com/jake4va/status…