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Dr Bunsen Honeydew’s Specs🗿🐏

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This place is a fermentation tank for stupidity, far right bigots, anti-science, racism & hatred. So I’m poking it with my stick of satire. Sarcastic to idiots.

Muppetsville, UK Inscrit le Şubat 2008
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Zia Yusuf
Zia Yusuf@ZiaYusufUK·
Reformers, @bendelo, a remarkable patriot, has responded to Starmer’s unprecedented move to cap donations from British citizens by moving back here to donate more to make @Nigel_Farage Prime Minister. This is what patriotism looks like. Thank you Ben From a grateful nation 🇬🇧
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Very Brexit Problems
Very Brexit Problems@VeryBrexitProbs·
8 lines every flag-shagging plastic “patriot” has in their playbook 1.“I want my country back” - From what? You voted for the party that ran it for 14 years. 2.“Our grandads didn’t fight for this” - Your grandads would be ashamed that you can’t find Normandy on a map. They fought with Poles, Sikhs, Gurkhas, and West Indians beside them. They’d have more in common with the immigrants you hate than plastic patriots sharing memes about them. 3.“This isn’t the Britain I grew up in” - Correct. It has lower crime, longer life expectancy, and better healthcare than the 1970s you’re romanticising. You just don’t remember the power cuts and three-day weeks. 4.“Britain is broken” - The most unpatriotic sentence in the English language, repeated daily by people say they love their country. 5. “We’re full” - The Netherlands has twice the population density and somehow manages. The UK is not full. It’s just had 14 years of no housebuilding and you need someone darker than you to blame for it. 6.“We look after our own first” - You vote for parties that cut disability benefits, froze nurses’ pay, gave tax breaks to the rich and closed Sure Start centres. You don’t look after anyone. 7.“Stop the boats” - The Tories spent £700 million on Rwanda to deport four people. Zero boats were stopped. You cheered anyway. 8.“Starmer is a traitor” - The man prosecuted terrorists, paedophile rings, and war criminals as DPP. You import American culture war propaganda from people who openly despise our allies, trash your own country 24/7, and follow convicted fraudsters who lied about where they were born. The only ones treacherously trashing Britain’s reputation daily are you.
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Reform is getting millions from overseas billionaires, what are they being promised in return? Reform is the political party for the good of the extremely rich, masquerading as a party for ordinary people .
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Nigel Farage MP
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
We are the only party putting on regular public events in this campaign. 20,000 people have come along to hear our message so far. What are the others so scared of?
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I don’t think any sensible, rational, intelligent person could deny the fact that Trump is an insane, evil man who has no place leading a conga line, never mind America. The World has become darker and far scarier since his 2nd term began, I hope we all survive the Orange Nutter.
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@RobertJenrick Your Party before you joined the Turquoise Tories sold the North Sea drilling rights to international oil companies, so which part of the North Sea does your clown party think we can drill, when you sold it all off?!?!
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Robert Jenrick
Robert Jenrick@RobertJenrick·
Is Keir Starmer allergic to action? Another non-statement this morning. Drill the North Sea. Scrap the fuel duty rise. Take VAT and the stealth levies off energy bills.
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Trump is a massive c***, it’s going to take America years if not decades to repair the damage he continues to inflict on its relationships with its allies. And the long term economic damage he’s causing will never be repaired, countries are moving away from the $ for good.
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Customer services told him to leave it with me and he refused. Worst Amazon experience ever, they are right off my shopping list for a while now. F*** em! Time to rediscover shops methinks.
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Amazon can go to Hell, I am never buying electronics from them ever again. 11 days to get an item that should have been here next day, then the driver took it away again because the OTP didn’t work, even tho there was loads of other evidence it was my package. What a f***** dick!
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Kentucky Girl
Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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@Notwokenow Yawn yawn, the old Easter classic moan, trotted out like clockwork every single year by the permanently offended Knoberati. It literally says ‘Happy Easter’ on the boxes you dumb arse, do your research before you make a fool of yourself next time.
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Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody)
BREAKING: Here are the accounts in the UK cited as being the worst for spreading misinformaiton according to Grok.
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Does anybody actually wake up these days not worrying what else the Orange Ass is going to do to fuck up the World today???
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@AllisonPearson ‘Judeo-Christian values’ is the latest American buzzword all the UK right wing pillocks are adopting. Steve Bannon must be so impressed with his pliable little British puppets.
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Allison Pearson
Allison Pearson@AllisonPearson·
Britain has a major religious festival called Easter, the most important date in the Christian calendar. The civility and success of our country was built on Judeo-Christian values. We will not stay quiet if Easter is erased to appease a minority.
nazir afzal@nazirafzal

If your Faith feels undermined by chocolate box branding, diverse TV adverts or 8 mins of public prayer at a 2 hour interfaith event, then it isn’t your Faith under attack, it’s your sense of control, your discomfort with difference, and your understanding of what Faith really is

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Under the Giant Insane Oompah Loompah, in less than 2 years America has become a bad joke to the rest of the world, a tyrant-run dystopia destabilising the global economy and ignoring long agreed accords at his deluded whim and I don’t think it’ll ever recover its former glory.
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Farage using the term ‘Judeo-Christian values’ reveals he’s being fed stuff to say by the likes of convicted criminal and Trump adviser Steve Bannon, who reputedly funnelled Epstein’s cash to the far Right - that’s why Farage is in the Epstein files over 40 times.
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Congratulations to Donald Trump. As well as bankrupting two Las Vegas casinos in the past, considered the height of incompetence, he’s now guaranteed that people in most countries are going to see inflation & massive price rises for everything. What a fuck up. We warned you!
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@TiceRichard You're just Turquoise Tories, Reform & the Tories are the actual Uniparty - same people same policies. You're the Tories with a name change to fool the stupid and the gullible.
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Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧
Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧@TiceRichard·
Reform secured more votes in a Labour northern stronghold than Labour & Tories added together The Tory Labour uniparty system is broken forever
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