Richard Farnsworth

@SW_Help I have a complaint about atrocious service on my line. I cannot email you because the form doesn't work. Please send me an email address I can write to.

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK's monthly️ Electric Car Giveaway and you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Mokka Electric, worth over £32k! It's free to enter #ElectricCarGiveaway

@Barcajim3 Being told (during the pandemic) “You don’t need those in here”, pointing at your face mask.

Intensive care doctor on @BBCr4today this morning said 80-90% of ICU patients are unvaccinated. Why are further lockdowns being considered for all due the inaction of a few?

Our footballers harnessed sport for good – let’s do the same with technology 🙌linkedin.com/pulse/our-foot…

@SimbaSleep I am trying to get hold of you but your company appears totally uncontactable to ask a basic question: where’s my order that was due to arrive today?

@sainsburys Please could you get in touch to let me know when to expect our grocery order? It didn’t arrive last night and we cannot get through to your service line.

Our brilliant engineers have put our network’s and customers’ needs ahead of their own so that you can access the resources that you need from home. #KeepingUsConnected #coronavirus

We’re working to help keep businesses up and running. As you adjust to changes in how you live and work, our colleagues are working to keep you connected to your colleagues and family. #KeepingUsConnected #coronavirus

From connecting 999 calls to helping customers get help from their homes, our contact centre colleagues connect customers and communities across the UK every day. #KeepingUsConnected #coronavirus

We work, to keep you connected to the things that matter most. Thank you to all of our colleagues in the telecoms industry for #KeepingUsConnected during this uncertain time. #coronavirus

We just released our H1 results. Listen to what our CEO Philip Jansen has to say about the first half of the financial year. #H1results

@EdPownall I think they're just keen that we get full use of the spa and conferencing facilities... we've paid for them after all.

"Have I got a second series?"

Good 4 Britain! NO mandate 4 Hard Brexit. High youth vote. Questions for model of austerity. Xenophobic right smashed. What's not to like? 😊

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results." Maybe the Tories should lay off unforced elections a while

Theresa May's latest u-turn is that she doesn't think this anymore. twitter.com/theresa_may/st…

It is becoming ever clearer that this country was completely fucked by that stupid bloody referendum

Thanks @AmazonUK for the excessive cardboard. Next time I order five bottles of fizz, one box will do.