Commander Chuck

@sizzle_sarah Let’s make America Florida and Texas . I support this message

Good morning from Florida, where patriotism is high and Sharia Law doesn’t apply. 🤗

@TheXMatriarch That’s why we sign prenups . You said it my roof . Not yours . I’ll be a gentleman and back your bags for you

One of the fastest ways to break a husband is to make sure he never feels respected anywhere under his own roof.

@SandersJac48407 Beautiful

Outfit of the day:)

@TheFigen_ Accurate

So you understand that this is what they look like?

@Your_sweetgurl Easy , I leave

How do u act around someone you don’t like???

@X how can this turd cutter spew such hateful speech towards a group of people . You banned me for saying a prayer for someone to see the error of their ways and deemed it as violence . I demand the authorities to investigate this douchebag . As now I’m in fear

@LibOrNormal It’s ok for him to say it but let trump fo it and it’s breaking news

Can someone explain to me like I'm a child why a Liberal with about 1 million followers is able to say this on X without getting suspended?!?!

@ladyraeuk How a brown cow, eats green grass , yet produces white milk .

What are you thinking about?

@Aku_700 Go to Jared’s and buy the biggest ring they have . Lock that shit down

First date and I wore this… 😏 What's your next move?

Dearest Kinfolk, Rations secured. Wet food delivered. The hound’s uprising has ended… for now. Morale improves. I shall now partake in an adult beverage to steady the nerves 🍺 — Commander Chuck

@Cadburburz We get fucked over in all 3, that’s why

a mans twitter is either extremely political, highly yearny-horny, or a sports fan page

@remarkabl3ryann No gives us hope , we will be well fed and taken care of

Does a big belly cancel everything for you??

@GiaMMacool Back in my day a butthole of a woman of repute was at least worth a nickel and blanket . My how have times changed .

“Being submissive to a man is degrading!” Says the girl selling her butthole for $5.99 on OnlyFans. Make it make sense.

@DearS_o_n Dearest Correspondents, It has come to my attention that excessive kindness invites varmints of poor character. I shall remain respectful… but armed with boundaries and a firm “no.” Respectfully yours, Sgt. Chuck 🫡

Who else has noticed that being too nice, too friendly, and too polite attracts a lot of disrespect?

@IllimitableMan_ Dearest Council of Courtship, I have reviewed the gentleman’s strategy… and find it both bold and deeply confusing to the opposition. For when the advance is made and denied, the mind of the suitor becomes… a battlefield. Tactical chaos wins wars.

Dating Hack: Refuse sex when she initiates. It'll make her go absolutely crazy for you.

@xxxsecretlittle Dearest Madam of the Mattress Division, I regret to inform thee… it is not thy profession that alarms the menfolk, but the speed in which thou announceth it. Some truths are best revealed after supper.

Men don’t want me when they find out i’m a mattress actress

Wrong One to F#ck With (Explicit) music.youtube.com/watch?v=qKG3tV… via @YouTubeMusic Dearest timeline, I tried peace. It declined. Proceed accordingly.

@omgjulissaa Joe Dirt asked the same question . They just are

Why are boobs so attractive

Dearest kinfolk, Word has arrived… the coffers have been replenished. The labors of last month have paid in full. Rations shall return, and the hound shall feast once more.