vegemite
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vegemite
@vegemiteunder
esoteric humanist, historian, game dev
Inscrit le Haziran 2025
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@oneeyedscarer it’s a numbers game. most are only on there for the validation
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Matched with a girl that liked me on tinder I said “Hi Gabriella” and within 3 minutes she unmatched me #wtf
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@visceraldream i mean you have to be pretty stupid to chase a 37 year old emotionally unavailable man
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“You're haunted by how little of it really mattered in the way you thought it would.” Damn.
Still On The Road@StillOnTheRoad_
Bob speaks in @nytimes
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@YVESSAINTORINI you gave her immediate validation, aka the only reason she is on the app
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@Americanus63136 it’s a heavily avoidant plagued environment. usually whoever signals less wins. from my experience if you validate them early they will abandon ship.
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I love when guys say “if all the Hinge girls are blowing you off it’s not the girls”
Dude I have tested this with a literal models photos and with several different well known texting styles.
They all do this.
des@dotnetschizo
@Americanus63136 almost a girl a day for a month. i don’t think they’re the problem buddy
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honest to god how are they even real
NEXTA@nexta_tv
In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.
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@Y40IFRQTTING Like his head is supposed to resemble Chad (the African country) for fuck's sake

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Chad being desirable is actually a post-COVID phenomenon. In the intended usage of this image, the Chad is supposed to be off-putting and insane.
Michael Orthodox ☦@Michaeldudufudu
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@gzbkigundi how tf do women do ts im getting burnt out just from talking to 2 people and only replying consistently to 1 lol
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@NaturalHierarch Check out his other posts: “The people around started applauding” 🤣🤣🤣 Typical redditor LOL…oh and his profile says he’s a member of MENSA hahahaha

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