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the full recording for my talk @UnderscoreTalk is available and translated! persona, the free internet, the age of agentic hackers, KYC, ID verification, and censorship

@bryan_johnson it's over

Livestreaming 5-MeO-DMT this weekend… what should I expect?

@Grimezsz (btw u should check signal i sent ya something cool a while ago)

@Grimezsz its been rough.. but better lately.. thank u <3

I have been advised to make the following public statement. Following my recent research into Persona's identity verification platform, multiple individuals have engaged in a coordinated campaign of identity fraud and targeted harassment against me. This includes: - Contacting criminal defense attorneys in my name - Placing delivery orders under my identity - Initiating loan applications and credit checks using my personal information - Registering accounts with racist and homophobic organizations using racial slurs as the display name - Unauthorized login attempts against my accounts This is not a prank. This is criminal conduct. The only accounts I control are listed at vmfunc.re/ident.txt. Any communication claiming to be from me that did not originate from those accounts is fraudulent. Cease and desist notices have been issued to identified individuals. All communications, IP addresses, login attempts, and identifying information have been documented and preserved. A report has been filed with law enforcement, and affected platforms are cooperating with investigations. This matter spans multiple jurisdictions and is being pursued accordingly. I have been advised to limit further public statements pending proceedings. If you have information, my DMs are open. Anonymity will be respected. Further inquiries: legal@ud2.rip - ref. CJ-2026-0223

@SpekuOrg we offer LIR services if you're interested

@vmfunc where the fuck do i get my own asn

that's my ASN 😭

@FrameworkPuter noted, ty

@vmfunc Hi, we don't have a dedicated phone line for support but please create a ticket here so we can investigate: frame.work/support

CVE-2026-32875 <3

@uwukko in finland, we homo

finland is number one because they have matti

@LiiLiian_02 @AlertesInfos HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@AlertesInfos "ils font six seveen"

🇫🇷📺 INSOLITE | Le présentateur météo de France 2 fait un "six-seven" en direct à l’antenne.

@tompointexe @AzakaSekai_ sure shoot us a message

@AzakaSekai_ I want to peer with this ASN so bad /*-/**

hottest botnet ASN just dropped

@AzakaSekai_ me and @vxfemboy own this lol

girlfriend got this custom made for me 🥺

i am here in the nix store

you can't change the past but you can rewrite the future

@pikunao_ @yurinaessance the platform you are tweeting on is powered by the same model brother would wikipedia mods accept WP:NPERSON despite the numerous requests and evidence, i would have another link to provide. feel free to read my published code and my github :)

@vmfunc @yurinaessance grokipedia

kinda late to this

@KonnyDaScourge NixOS

@vmfunc I know it's Linux but which distro is the question

@QOOZA_JP 大きめサイズ出してくれませんか〜🥺🙏 身長的にちょっと小さそうで…！

🖤IMVAL🖤 Off Shoulder Dress

@LaasmiWalid @UnderscoreTalk youtube next month, after it gets editorialized

@vmfunc @UnderscoreTalk Can we have a 1080p version of it ?

the full recording for my talk @UnderscoreTalk is available and translated! persona, the free internet, the age of agentic hackers, KYC, ID verification, and censorship

@vladuhat999 @Nintendo the point of these posts is to build legal evidence for whenever nintendo sues the white house

@vmfunc @Nintendo why everyone on twitter is triggered by white house twitter intern, who did a wii edit on iran bombings during epstein furry this was just a perfext ragebait i think

This has ruined my perception of the Nintendo brand and will never be purchasing Nintendo products. @Nintendo