celeste

the for you page algo is rlly cool though it only shows me tweets that are about itself like this one

@mufaro_dev yes

@vmfunc does using softmachine guarantee me a cute girl like in the provided image to this very nice post?

are you using soft-machine??? like the famous cloud dev environment??!! wow…. so cool. you’re pretty cool. you have persistent workspaces??? that survive across devices??!! wow…. really haha i feel embarrassed admitting that hehe… anyways do you want to pair program?? haha

@kalimoding because you're not using @softmachineio

@vmfunc hey how come i never get these messages

how i show up at work on a tuesday

@DRabbit679 i am the kernel

@vmfunc Are you one with the kernel now?

i'm such a great engineer achieved sub 300 millisecond virtual machine provisioning affirm affirm affirm affirm affirm affirm affirm affirm

what is he doing to my cow

oh my god hi

@kennethnym @PrimeIntellect grats!! are you moving to the bay

today is my first day @PrimeIntellect i'm so grateful to be able to work alongside such incredible team, i have so much to learn !! :)

@yowoshee u can still buy 7oh for a lil while

I can't believe we were given a miracle drug (SR-170018), in the midst of the opioid crisis and we decided to fucking ban it as well as rug pulling 7-oh

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here's what 500mg oral MDMA taught me about B2B sales

@Archives i know who's cage that is :3

@kalocide leica app

@vmfunc just ordinary portrait mode? it's really pretty, looks like graded 35mm

overdrive

@kalocide iphone 16 pro

@vmfunc what was this shot on?

@kalimoding 🥺💕💕

so glad i got to give one of my favorite people a ride in a car that i’ve made sm memories in…. ty 4 having me @vmfunc, you’re a beautiful soul 💕

sf has been pretty cool ig