We are currently experiencing major service outages.

@githubstatus Hang in there Ops Team! We've all been there before...

@githubstatus *gets out zip -> scp -> unzip*

@githubstatus classicprogrammerpaintings.com/post/144953638…

@githubstatus Nice screen though

@githubstatus "Whenever @github goes down I wish we had a DVCS"

@githubstatus have you tried turning it off and o... *dodges vegetables*

@githubstatus Good luck fixing the most awesome plattform ever.

@githubstatus "HTTP 500" in GitHub is pronounced "go get yourself a cup of coffee".

@githubstatus exactly when I started working this morning. Great timing! :p

@githubstatus Hope to fix it soon

@githubstatus coffeebreak!

@githubstatus push the reset button.

@githubstatus only to signed in Users?

@githubstatus ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R, ⌘-R

@githubstatus Please don't delete everything. Makes me wanna call God.

@githubstatus service restoration

@githubstatus have you tried setting it to wumbo?

@githubstatus Fall of a titan

@githubstatus This is the end Hold your breath and count to ten...

@githubstatus it's sometimes up sometimes down? Deploying backup servers? Or just weird host issues?

@githubstatus One does not simply get work done when github is down

@githubstatus It's back up for me :)

@githubstatus Are we there yet?

@githubstatus issue fixed I guess

@githubstatus seems to be up now for me

@githubstatus We are changing to enterpri$e

.@githubstatus so glad twitter is up so i can shout at you how mad i am! get back up, please! you've done it before, you can do it now!

@githubstatus major, horrible, no-good, very bad outage!

both @githubstatus @gitlabstatus down here too sad

@githubstatus I definitely needed a break, good timing ^_^ hugs to the operations team, hope it's not too bad!

@githubstatus The spike's pretty amusing.

@githubstatus It's back...

@githubstatus it seems data are not fully recovered. Commits are half an hour old, news feed are two weeks old..