Audie

I did not just shit myself btw

@SeattleKraken @Habby2886 @Seahawks Oh yuh

@Habby2886 somebody tell the champ to pull up for the surge next season @Seahawks

I need the Sam Darnold version of this for the @SeattleKraken next year. Let’s get it done boys.

@Garfieldisdoc I need Dokkaebi to call me a good boy after every kill

@_FrankyPi @conspiracyslyr @mcrs987 Because they actually fund their space program

@conspiracyslyr @mcrs987 China will do it.

Babe wake up bi-annual "we maybe found more evidence of life on mars but we can't directly say that"

@scootfor3 Bro come back

Not tweeting until Scoot Henderson drops 30 in a game

@5mirkeh @S1apSh0es Maybe a few inches

@S1apSh0es All speedways should have several meters of two foot deep water around the outside of the track.

The original safer barrier. Problem is you get stuck afterwards.

@CaseyRiffe @Green13Derick @509Kingofkings @jsnenjoyer Oregon just another Washington tho

@Green13Derick @509Kingofkings @jsnenjoyer Nope just don’t like Oregon

How would we feel about a subtle Seahawks uniform redesign including adding a black set?? This also incorporates the silver helmets that everyone loves…

Wearing noise canceling headphones while blowing up the toilet rn #EstablishingDominance #Thinwalls

@jhislop22 @That_Hurts Niners fan ofc

@That_Hurts They are soft bro. They can win 3 in a row and still cry. Why do you think nobody respects them 😭

No one’s talking about how quickly everyone moved on from the Super Bowl. I feel bad for Seahawks fans bc that team was legit but the Patriots didn’t even make it worth watching/remembering.

@Seahawks @12s Football player

.@12s, who do you think we're going to select in this year's draft? 👀

@Bob_Kermann Because of the hub videos of you and jeb

Yo why is everyone following me did I pop off

Dad is Alcoholic Maxxing #12beersadayisnotoptimal

@bostonmegsox @notbubbawallace It’s just corny

@notbubbawallace we must flex on the liberal vegans by swinging our meat everywhere

this non-vegan schtick is incredibly embarrassing, and i’m saying that as a non-vegan who loves jack link’s and loves beef jerky.

Parents are divorce Maxxing #NotOptimal

@TuryValdez @ddofinternet Xeet/Xeeting or something ioknow

@ddofinternet What are people calling it now? X-ing? posting on x? Just doesn't have the same ring.

There’s just nothing to tweet about anymore.

live your life with no regret because tomorrow is not promised

Had to double take

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

Never deleting this app😭

“Wow this is such an amazing race I am very much enjoying this battle between Hamlin and Reddick” Cody Ware in 914th: