Mr. Frog

@TreeFrogTitties @GeneralPatton83 Reels? You have tiktok?

@GeneralPatton83 🤣😂🤣 sorry I was bored!

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@ThatAstrosGirl That high?

Nurse just took my blood pressure three times. 😬 nurse even said "doc is going be maaad" haha!

@thereisnojayjay What kinda work is it?

I’m sure ppl are gonna be weird and annoying about this but gonna ask anyway- Creating a fitness center on-site at work and I need to decide what machines/equipment to get for lots of diff ppl at various fitness levels, so needs to be versatile. Ideas welcome ty!

@SarahSevans2000 @Rmoran719 This story hadn't even broke yet when I made that reply. abcnews.com/US/fbi-disrupt…

@SarahSevans2000 @Rmoran719 Many military members were there. If it had not had security, some nut job would have shot them or bombed them. White house correspondence dinner proved this. I want the men and women that fight for my freedom to be protected.

What did you think of this? Typically I’m a UFC fan however I did not watch this specific event

@endofanerajc Are you still using epipens often or tapering your prednisone? Do you ever wake up out of breath?

has anyone had success fighting off nightmares? especially pats nightmares? please let me know what you’ve successfully done

@crybabybtzzz What about efrogs?

No eboys. Stop fucking dming me.

@_ladygooch @el_cucuy930 👀

@el_cucuy930 I just like being naked

some of you are really fucking delusional *that’s not a compliment

@mimosamantha @crazytoqether This a love island reference?

@crazytoqether I’m a Mel defender but …… if you’re in a situationship w someone and they’re refusing to kiss u ….. why would u keep talking to them lol what 😭

all jokes aside kenzie threatening to cut off her connection with corbin bc he wouldn’t kiss her is really weird like wdym…….

@SarahSevans2000 👀

Gosh darn it. I should have gone pee before my walk. Hope I can old it for 2 more miles 🤣

@ForestMommy How old is he?

My neighbor kid is a total sweetheart. He has some sort of a mental issue but he was gainfully employed for years and years. Was even a manager at a Big 5. He had a health problem cone up and he's on oxygen now and he can't get hired anywhere now. He was trying to do food delivery but he was telling us about how all these "drivers" use multiple accounts and phones to get more deliveries. Feel bad for the kid. He's trying to walk dogs now so if you are in west Arvada and need a dog walker hit me up.

@camibrown1984 @ThatAstrosGirl You'd make me the happiest frog in the world, Cami

@AlertCharacter @ThatAstrosGirl 😂😂😂

@ThatAstrosGirl Thanks - I appreciate it! Been waiting so long for this moment!!

The rise of the AI girlfriend is weird

@ThatAstrosGirl @camibrown1984

@AlertCharacter @camibrown1984 Shes literally like my sister..will never happen

I've said before how porn showed me that I really missed out in life by not having a step mom. It's also showing me I missed out in life by not having a step granny! #SofieMarie

@ThatAstrosGirl @camibrown1984 @bucees

@camibrown1984 @bucees So good..lots of protein at least 🤷‍♀️

Accidently got a brisket egg taco this am @bucees. No regrets.

@janefkndoe @Coastal_Prose So relatable

Good people really don’t need to be all “I am a good person, here is an example”.

@Amwysoc Oops!

I did not need to see this today 🤯