Lady Gooch

Be the reason someone stupid shuts the fuck up

@BBadernath Good man

@_ladygooch I’ve been training for this my whole life

Finally the competitive sport we really needed

@Jsheff001 I have a better idea

@pie_how Same

@_ladygooch great question, this is the only reason I want a Tesla.

Why doesn’t Tiger run a self driving Tesla when the Oxy is peaking?

@BottleC83823199 @TN_Kenny 👋🏻

@_ladygooch @TN_Kenny Dang girl

Life is too short not to wear the sexy dress

@VGKFan77 @JoroJrn

@_ladygooch @JoroJrn It's like you've known me my whole life. Lol

Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?

@Jsheff001 Let em have the kitkat. No one gives AF. Knock over a Reeces and WAR!

@VGKFan77 @JoroJrn Homer the cynic 😂

@_ladygooch @JoroJrn Meh, they can call me. Lol

@SpicyTewna I personally prefer a style, but enjoy the mockery of this

@_ladygooch You wish

@_ladygooch Yes but I am going to start slow change movements increase speed and slow back down plus and a couple fingers to target! 😏

@HOFcityChris Nailed it, Mr, Buckeye

@_ladygooch But judged on technique, rhythm, and accuracy like gymnastics 👅😆

@Boztunes1 I mean drive the Land Rover early in the day before the med cocktail hits a simmer

@SteveCarsell It’s exactly what you think, Steve

@_ladygooch wtf??

@Martes52962944 He looks like he could use some help, but you sober up pretty quickly on the cusp of the slammer

@_ladygooch His mug shot is sad

@GojiraOmega @JoroJrn Is that near somewhere good?

@_ladygooch @JoroJrn Well it's Newtown, Pennsylvania so I imagine... Really expensive 🤨

@VGKFan77 @JoroJrn They may have news of a dead uncle or something

@_ladygooch @JoroJrn True. My bad.

@_ladygooch I’d win

@FlynnUnbound Absolutely nothing

What’s stopping you, ladies, from dressing like this?

@paruth3 @JoroJrn They can show up

@_ladygooch @JoroJrn I’d prefer the cops send a quick text first.

@GojiraOmega @JoroJrn How much?

@_ladygooch @JoroJrn Not even remotely true but I couldn't resist since I have this photo 😅