Bruce In KC

@GuntherEagleman Hank Aaron, Phil Niekro and Bob Uecker

Chipper Jones.

@BoSnerdley Close, but no cigar.

Hillary Clinton's White House UFC jab backfires after critics point out what her husband did in 'our house' foxnews.com/politics/hilla… #FoxNews

@ewarren @hrkbenowen At least he earned it and benefited the human race, something Lieawatha knows she will never do. Stupid twat.

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. This needs to be a wake up call.

@atensnut Maybe she can get their father(s) - if she even knows who they are - to tell them to act civilized.

Holy Shit!!! Tell your boys “Don’t Murder”.!! Geeze!

@JerryPikePhoto @NASASpaceflight That Florida East Coast GP40-2 Veteran's locomotive is looking sharp!

The SRB Train is here! The final 8 segments for NASA's Artemis III SLS rocket have arrived at the cape after their journey from Utah! Next step: transport into the VAB and final stack for assembly. @NASASpaceflight

@IfindRetards yes.

Who is more retarded?

@Brick_Suit @GuntherEagleman Either the car or keys is preferable to the other choice offered 🤣

@GuntherEagleman Do I get just the keys? Or does the car come with it?

Apparently this question is trending on X, so why not? One date with Kim Kardashian or the keys to a ‘55 Chevy. No brainer for me… I’m taking the car and not losing a second of sleep over it.

@garrettk333 @CWLemoine Air Woof?

@CWLemoine Air Wolf...or air pup

Luna is cooler than you.

@GuntherEagleman I'm in a room with these retards and can only save one - I'm saving MYSELF!

Choose carefully… and be ready to defend it in the comments. This ought to be interesting. I’m really sorry I’m making y’all choose. 😂

@isaacrrr7 A kick in the nuts will remind it what bathroom to use

🚨⚡️ Un hombre gay intenta entrar al baño de mujeres en uno de los centros comerciales; Pero una de las personas tenía a su esposa dentro y le dijo que nunca le permitiría entrar. ¿Qué opinas?

@CSI_Starbase @DJSnM I think the water tower will need to come down too.

@DJSnM Would probably be a good idea to rebuild that tower using speedcore columns next time.

The blast bent those steel beams on the tower inwards:

@atensnut Fill the 3 gallon jug and pour it into the 5 gallon jug. Refill the 3 gallon jug, pour into the 5 gallon jug until full, leaving 1 gallon. dump the 5 gallon jug. pour the remainder of the 3 gallon jug into the 5 , refill the 3 gallon jug and pour into the 5, exactly 4 gallons.

Haven’t done one of these in a while. I know it’s a holiday but keep your brain sharp.

@TheGussReport @spencerpratt @lapdVanNuysDiv @LAPDVTD @ShermanOakPatch The star of her own soap opera: The Dumb And The Breastless 😂

If anyone sees this person stealing @spencerpratt signs in #ShermanOaks, please get her license plate number and send it to me along with photos, video et al. She was seen doing this on or near Longridge. @lapdVanNuysDiv @LAPDVTD @ShermanOakPatch

@nicksortor After a four-story drop are you sure the fugitive isn't on the hobble rather than on the run?

🚨 UPDATE: The Somali fraudster who FLED from law enforcement in Minnesota this morning has been identified as MUHAMMAD OMAR I'm sure everyone is SHOCKED. In addition to Omar's fraud charges, he's now being hit with charges for "seeking to flee from law enforcement and seeking to obstruct justice by virtue of his conduct today," per DOJ CALL 1-800-CALL-FBI

@RealJamesWoods Something to do with PRNDL? or 1234R?

Well, duh…

@BNSFRailway Mid America Car & Locomotive did a wonderful job painting these units!

🎉🚂 Our big secret, (or three) is out! BNSF is proud to unveil today three specially painted locomotives honoring America’s 250th birthday, units 250, 1776 and 2026, wrapped in red, white, and blue and carrying the spirit of “We the People.” These locomotives pay tribute to our nation’s story and the railroaders who’ve helped shape it for nearly two centuries. They’ll be traveling our 32,500‑mile network, celebrating the communities we serve, our rich history and the people who keep America moving. Here’s to 250 years of freedom, connection and the railroad that helped build it. News release at tinyurl.com/5ew4p8md.

@PatsyDiabetes Fck off Karen with your fear mongering.

This is outrageous.. Not a single person on my flight is masked up while we’re in the middle of a double pandemic (Covid + Hantavirus). I politely informed the flight attendant that this is a super spreader event. She just shrugged and walked away. I've already filed a formal complaint with the FAA and CDC. This is reckless and cannot stand. Masks save lives, the science is settled on that.

@marklevinshow Judge Fuhque is not even qualified to be a slip, trip and fall sleazebag lawyer.

This magistrate is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of line and should be removed as quickly as possible.  Check this out: foxnews.com/us/judge-apolo…

@LeadingReport I think Mayor Buttplug needs to sit this one out.

Pete Buttigieg proposes selecting the president based on the popular vote instead of the Electoral College.

@redpillb0t Bill Gates can suck my balls.

Bill Gates: “Cows make 6% of global emissions.” “You can either fix the cows, or make beef without the cow.” That’s the conversation now: not about farming, not about land use — but redesigning the cow itself.