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@CaptainCanady

शामिल हुए Ağustos 2019
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@TheKavernacle Why are you riding so hard for the republican zionist, Susan collins?
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The Kavernacle@TheKavernacle·
US Socialists 6 months ago: 'We know Graham Platner is a violent baby killer and Nazi but he's the least bad candidate in the primary!' US socialists today:
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@king_of_games34 Every single person with a loli pfp is a pedophile
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@ProctorZ @FrankCastleMilk Preventing mass baby genocide is a pretty good reason to pick blue
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Proctor Zakharov@ProctorZ·
@FrankCastleMilk Why am I supposed to care about people who are too stupid to make the easiest, simplest and most blatantly logical choice to survive? How is this even a question? You pick red and you survive. There is no reason you would ever pick blue.
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@ShitpostRock2 It's crazy how every single republican is still too retarded to understand what those graphs mean
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Mostly_Infamous@Mostly_Infamous·
@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 Hitting someone in your car is a traumatic experience that even the most hardcore red button pusher would try to avoid. Even if you avoid any empathetic aspects, a complete sociopath wouldn’t want their car damaged or covered in blood. So yeah they will try to avoid you
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@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 Retarded analogy on your end. Running into traffic to save a baby is absolutely a risk. The only reason why you think you wouldn't die is because you're assuming the other drivers would stop for you. That directly goes against your claim that people would never help others
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Mostly_Infamous@Mostly_Infamous·
@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 In that scenario I’m not going to die. So yes, if get the baby out of the street. If you saw a baby fall out a window, are you diving out the window after it?
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@dpburnette @dhaze0 @Hoopss The league is literally the most stacked and talent rich it's ever been. Today's G-league teams would annihilate most 90s teams
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Derrick Burnette@dpburnette·
@dhaze0 @Hoopss LeBron has played in an even more water-down league With more help on his teams than Jordan
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Hoops@Hoopss·
If LeBron making 8 straight finals means he played in a weak east, why doesn't MJ winning 6 straight titles mean he played in a weak league?
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Bonchie@bonchieredstate·
Yeah, he just got a Nazi death camp tattoo by mistake. And sympathized with Nazis by mistake. And made racist comments by mistake. And justified r*pe by mistake. But Elon Musk raised his hand that one time, so he’s totally a Nazi.
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆@RachelBitecofer

@BookerGWash He’s not a Nazi

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Sami Paunonen@PaunonenSami·
@CaptainCanady @GrumpyCatterman "I'm making up entirely new and irrelevant issues to try and excuse my poor and naive decision-making instead of admitting I'm wrong" -You
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@MF1sles @EPM108 That's not how GPA works
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MF Isles@MF1sles·
@EPM108 am i missing something what's wrong with that
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@mikenelson586 @KFILE We don't care, the goal is to beat the zionists and republicans.
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Mike Nelson@mikenelson586·
Guys, stop with the Platner apologism. He referred to his tattoo as a "totenkopf" in 2019. He knew was it was. You're being disingenuous (h/t @KFILE ) cnn.com/2025/10/24/pol…
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@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 I sense a lot of projecting going on here. If you saw a baby in a stroller abandoned rolling in the street in front of your car, you wouldn't try and go get the stroller out of the street? I think most people would, rather than hitting the gas pedal and obliterating the baby.
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Mostly_Infamous@Mostly_Infamous·
@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 But you’re the kind that would see someone getting jumped and would duck your head and walk the other way. Which means, when that day came, you’d vote for baby genocide.
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@DerekPederson3 Israel literally shot hellfire missile at their own citizens on Oct 7th
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Derek Pederson 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪
Literally everyone is replying with total death stats as if the number of civilians and combatants in the area of combat is completely irrelevant. Fucking willfully misunderstanding a point it's goddamn obnoxious.
Derek Pederson 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪@DerekPederson3

I argued with a guy that Hamas was approximately 10 times as indiscriminate on October 7th as Israel has been in their military response in Gaza (as in, the ration between the combatant and civilian death rates in the the area of combat) and he flipped out on me.

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@DerekPederson3 Left wing is when you take money from AIPAC and just do whatever they tell you to do
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@RadFleck @Bagaget Lmao what's the correct vote in the hypothetical as originally presented? Or rather, what is the optimal win condition?
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Radfleck@RadFleck·
@CaptainCanady @Bagaget Then it's a badly designed hypothetical because babies and paraplegics (among others) can't vote, let alone vote correctly
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Radfleck@RadFleck·
Coworkers were talking about the "Blue-Red button" dilemma and one summed it up well: Initially you'll want to choose blue out of compassion, but once you realize everyone already knows the rules going into it, the only reason you'd choose blue is to save blues from themselves.
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Radfleck@RadFleck·
@CaptainCanady @AlecMachet The problem with this hypothetical is trying to include babies and the infirm. They wouldn't be able to realistically vote period, let alone choose the "correct" button.
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@RadFleck @Bagaget What part of "everyone on earth" were you confused by?
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Radfleck@RadFleck·
@Bagaget Toddlers and infirm? I thought the point of this hypothetical is everyone involved has equal knowledge and ability to vote?
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@AlecMachet @RadFleck No downsides except that half of all babies on earth who picked blue randomly will die if red gets the majority, leading to complete civilizational collapse. "Everyone pick red" is not an option when hundreds of millions of voters don't have agency to make decisions
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ɔǝl∀@AlecMachet·
@RadFleck I've been out of the loop but this is just the prisoner's dilemma but if you both defect you both walk free with no downsides The optimal move for the group as a whole is for everyone to press the red button. The blue button is basically just a suicide button at that point
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