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@ShitpostRock2 It's crazy how every single republican is still too retarded to understand what those graphs mean

Crazy how the red and blue button hypothetical is in essence just this

@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 Killing half the babies in the world would also be a traumatic experience.

@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 Hitting someone in your car is a traumatic experience that even the most hardcore red button pusher would try to avoid. Even if you avoid any empathetic aspects, a complete sociopath wouldn’t want their car damaged or covered in blood. So yeah they will try to avoid you

Red is still a win win. I'm not willing to gamble my life for the sake of everyone who presses blue. I choose life.

@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 Retarded analogy on your end. Running into traffic to save a baby is absolutely a risk. The only reason why you think you wouldn't die is because you're assuming the other drivers would stop for you. That directly goes against your claim that people would never help others

@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 In that scenario I’m not going to die. So yes, if get the baby out of the street. If you saw a baby fall out a window, are you diving out the window after it?

@dpburnette @dhaze0 @Hoopss The league is literally the most stacked and talent rich it's ever been. Today's G-league teams would annihilate most 90s teams

@dhaze0 @Hoopss LeBron has played in an even more water-down league With more help on his teams than Jordan

If LeBron making 8 straight finals means he played in a weak east, why doesn't MJ winning 6 straight titles mean he played in a weak league?

@bonchieredstate Congrats on the 7k

Yeah, he just got a Nazi death camp tattoo by mistake. And sympathized with Nazis by mistake. And made racist comments by mistake. And justified r*pe by mistake. But Elon Musk raised his hand that one time, so he’s totally a Nazi.

@bluedoggeosh @Shannon_8501 @thepondering_ But Liz Cheney is?

@Shannon_8501 @thepondering_ The guy who voted for Susan Collins twice is no democrat to me.

I've peeped some Twitter liberals in my timeline hint or say outright they won't vote for Platner over Collins To which I remind you all: VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO CUTS BOTH WAYS If leftists should vote for moderate nominees (they should), moderates should vote for leftist ones

@PaunonenSami @GrumpyCatterman It's not my fault you're too retarded to comprehend the scenario.

@CaptainCanady @GrumpyCatterman "I'm making up entirely new and irrelevant issues to try and excuse my poor and naive decision-making instead of admitting I'm wrong" -You

It is fascinating how a hypothetical where everyone lives if they press red has the far left enraged. They see not potentially committing suicide as murder because apparently they are too stupid to not cause a problem for themselves.

@MF1sles @EPM108 That's not how GPA works

@EPM108 am i missing something what's wrong with that

he had a gpa of 97.3%

@mikenelson586 @KFILE We don't care, the goal is to beat the zionists and republicans.

Guys, stop with the Platner apologism. He referred to his tattoo as a "totenkopf" in 2019. He knew was it was. You're being disingenuous (h/t @KFILE ) cnn.com/2025/10/24/pol…

@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 I sense a lot of projecting going on here. If you saw a baby in a stroller abandoned rolling in the street in front of your car, you wouldn't try and go get the stroller out of the street? I think most people would, rather than hitting the gas pedal and obliterating the baby.

@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 But you’re the kind that would see someone getting jumped and would duck your head and walk the other way. Which means, when that day came, you’d vote for baby genocide.

@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 Who, me? I'm not the one arguing to vote to make baby genocide more likely

@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 The part that you need to come to grips with, is that you, regardless what you tell yourself, are one of those people.

@DerekPederson3 Israel literally shot hellfire missile at their own citizens on Oct 7th

Literally everyone is replying with total death stats as if the number of civilians and combatants in the area of combat is completely irrelevant. Fucking willfully misunderstanding a point it's goddamn obnoxious.

@DerekPederson3 Left wing is when you take money from AIPAC and just do whatever they tell you to do

This is an enormous misdiagnosis of the problem. They're just too left-wing. It's literally that simple.

@RadFleck @Bagaget Lmao what's the correct vote in the hypothetical as originally presented? Or rather, what is the optimal win condition?

@CaptainCanady @Bagaget Then it's a badly designed hypothetical because babies and paraplegics (among others) can't vote, let alone vote correctly

Coworkers were talking about the "Blue-Red button" dilemma and one summed it up well: Initially you'll want to choose blue out of compassion, but once you realize everyone already knows the rules going into it, the only reason you'd choose blue is to save blues from themselves.

@RadFleck @AlecMachet The hypothetical has always included them

@CaptainCanady @AlecMachet The problem with this hypothetical is trying to include babies and the infirm. They wouldn't be able to realistically vote period, let alone choose the "correct" button.

@RadFleck @Bagaget What part of "everyone on earth" were you confused by?

@Bagaget Toddlers and infirm? I thought the point of this hypothetical is everyone involved has equal knowledge and ability to vote?

@AlecMachet @RadFleck No downsides except that half of all babies on earth who picked blue randomly will die if red gets the majority, leading to complete civilizational collapse. "Everyone pick red" is not an option when hundreds of millions of voters don't have agency to make decisions

@RadFleck I've been out of the loop but this is just the prisoner's dilemma but if you both defect you both walk free with no downsides The optimal move for the group as a whole is for everyone to press the red button. The blue button is basically just a suicide button at that point

@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 Are you one of those people?

@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 It doesn’t take everyone, just a plurality. And anyone living in the world today can see that very many people are just out for themselves.

@francip That's not how the prompt works. There is no pre-planning or prior coordination or communication at all, between anybody

If you think there will be no groups of folks driving down the streets waving "Red is murder!" signs and yelling "Don't be a coward", y'all don't know people. "No, not like that! We don't have to think about the impact of the all the hatred and vitriol we are spewing now! It's all about how we will behave in a purely hypothetical scenario, not how we behave in real life! When push comes to shove, we will all be just like Sam, I promise!" Anyway, you probably should stop waisting time with me and go find some red pressers to yell at.

You stand in front of the two buttons. You know in your soul that you have to press the blue button. You know that to do anything else is to kill millions of people. You know the only way to save everyone is to risk your life. As you are about to press the blue button proud of yourself and full of contempt for those cowardly red pressers you feel a tug on your sleeve. You look to the side and you see a five year old girls standing in front of her own pair of buttons. Next to her is a pregnant woman, behind her a a pair of teenagers holding hands. An endless line of people each of them standing in front of two buttons - a red and a blue. The two buttons that every human on Earth has to press to decide whether they want to murder half the population or save everyone. The little girl looks at you, her eyes full of fear, and with a trembling voice asks you: "Mister. I don't want to die. What should I do?". The pregnant woman clutches her belly with one hand, the other hovering close to the red button, whispering "We haven't even chosen a name yet", tears rolling on her face. The teenage girl behind her reaches for the blue, only to have her boyfriend push her hand at the last moment so it lands on red. She disappears. You look at the girl and steeling yourself you lean, look her in the eyes and yell straight into her face: "PRESS THAT BLUE BUTTON RIGHT BOW OR SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE A COWARD AND A MURDERER" Then you turn around and push the correct button, knowing you did the right thing. You saved humanity. You proved that you are human.

@Mostly_Infamous @spiderking232 That's simply not true. Many people will be willing to take on some reasonable personal risk to try to prevent certain genocide. Why are you assuming everyone is a narcissistic sociopath?

@CaptainCanady @spiderking232 Because people making the choice are going to make the choice for themselves. The overarching moral issue won’t be a blip in the thought process for the vast majority.