Crypto33
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> be lazarus group
> hack kelp dao for $292m rsETH
> don't dump it, pawn it on aave, borrow $190m clean ETH against it
> $8b tvl flees aave in 48h, first real defi bank run
> arbitrum security council freezes $71m (the only money ever recovered)
> push the remaining $175m into thorchain, pay the protocol $494k in fees for the service
> convert to btc, shatter into utxo confetti across thousands of addresses
> bridge to tron, swap for USDT
> chinese OTC brokers aggregate the flows, settle via unionpay, outside SWIFT, outside sanctions
> cash lands in pyongyang, funds the missile program
> 7 days, 9 protocols, all 100% public on-chain, nobody stops any of it, defi btw
The Smart Ape 🔥@the_smart_ape
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Circle stock crashes 18% as CLARITY Act draft bars yield on stablecoin balances. $4.6B wiped out.
The bill bans paying rewards to USDC holders for simply holding. Platforms like Coinbase won't be able to offer 4-5% passive yield anymore.
This threatens the demand engine that drives USDC growth and Circle's future revenue.
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Women's standards for men:
- above 6 ft
- makes 7 figures +
- above 145 IQ
- in great shape
men's standards for women:
- don't be annoying
- no eskimo bros in the friend group
- genuinely caring + appreciative
- be passionate about 1 thing other than scrolling tiktok
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Imagine if 3 million Americans all filed random lawsuits using Chat GDP and clogged the toilet of federal court 😆
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@Nullshot_ai @GeiserJoe2 And then copy paste the shit out of your terminal output. Until it’s semi working. The do that 400 more times.
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The last transaction on the Polkadot chain happened 4 hrs ago by a guy named Daniel. He moved 5 DOT
Including the one transaction yesterday and two the day before that brings us to a total of 5 transactions in the last couple days.
2.880.000.000 Billion Dollar FDV $
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Before Epstein there was Einstein. The theory of relativity is pure black Magik inversion.
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Netherlands will become a future US colony
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Netherlands’ House of Representatives has approved a 36% tax on unrealized capital gains.
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I feel every bit of this in my soul 👇🏻💯
WE are NOT MAD ENOUGH about the Epstein files. 👀🇺🇸
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Billionaire Robert Friedland drops the reality check:
We need to mine 10,000 years of copper in the next 18 years.
The world has absolutely no clue about the supply squeeze we are facing.
Save this video to stay ahead of the curve.
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