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A German Shepherd guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. My job has been more difficult with the uppity farm animals taking over Twitter. #animaltwt

The Barnyard शामिल हुए Haziran 2024
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Dog@DogInControl·
How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?
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@blobfishcrisis Then I must be made emperor of the jungle. There is already a King. I will begin a reign of terro.. I mean, a reign of terrific benevolence.
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@DogInControl the jungle has no laws it only has jaws huh
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Dog@DogInControl·
I propose strict naming conventions for all the animals of twitter. <Animal>in/of/<Noun> @blobfishcrisis Get control of us animals! #AnimalTwt
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Dog@DogInControl·
@AnnaM99878890 I believe this says it all. And can you imagine the portion size? I am so hard right now.
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Dog@DogInControl·
How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?
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@mooseincrisis Can you even imagine the portion size? Holy mother of Dog.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@mooseincrisis Nothing personal. I just need....that. I can die a happy dog.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@wolfncrisis I'm low key into it.
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Wolf@wolfncrisis·
boop :)
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@mooseincrisis How to explain this one to the insurance company. Damage due to drunk wild moose.
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moose@mooseincrisis·
accidentally broke through a window at a school. and before everyone jumps to conclusions, the kids are fine.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@cowincrisis Seems cow finally went to the pasture in the sky. Horse finally seems to have likely gotten the better of him.
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cow@cowincrisis·
how life feels rn
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Dog@DogInControl·
@bobeconlog It will never threaten anyone again!
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Dog@DogInControl·
The couch attacked me. Instead of celebrating my triumphant victory, I was sentenced to my cage when no one was home. Outrageously disproportionate.
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Belgesel Dünyası
Belgesel Dünyası@belgeseIdunyasi·
Dünyada insan avcısı olarak kabul edilen sadece 5 hayvan var ve kutup ayıları da onlardan biri.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@wolfncrisis Bite it and teach the lesson.
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Wolf@wolfncrisis·
Ouu you can’t park there mate
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Wolf@wolfncrisis·
hey vegans, caught this asshole trying to eat all your grass you’re welcome
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Rathernicemoth@Rathernicemoth·
For no particular reason is anyone willing to help me get out of the us into a a place where I could institute a moth monarchy
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Dog@DogInControl·
@mooseincrisis Who let moose have booze? How many times do we have to go through this?
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@Foxicrisis @batincrisis Cooking.. bat? You had my attention, sir. Now you have my interest.
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