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@blobfishcrisis Then I must be made emperor of the jungle. There is already a King. I will begin a reign of terro.. I mean, a reign of terrific benevolence.

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blobfish@blobfishcrisis·2m

@DogInControl the jungle has no laws it only has jaws huh

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Dog@DogInControl·3m

I propose strict naming conventions for all the animals of twitter. <Animal>in/of/<Noun> @blobfishcrisis Get control of us animals! #AnimalTwt

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Dog@DogInControl·15m

@AnnaM99878890 I believe this says it all. And can you imagine the portion size? I am so hard right now.

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Anna M📚📖nerdyWarriorQueen😊🤓😎@AnnaM99878890·34m

@DogInControl Don't eat that! You'll get stomach ache and a curse....

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Dog@DogInControl·40m

How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?

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Dog@DogInControl·36m

@mooseincrisis Can you even imagine the portion size? Holy mother of Dog.

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moose@mooseincrisis·56m

@DogInControl you actual traitor

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moose@mooseincrisis·14h

what the actual fuck

Carrie@Carriebou50

Alaska’s Moose Cheddar Hot Dog: thick, smoky sausage slices grilled crispy, piled high with sweet caramelized onions and mushrooms.🫎

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Dog@DogInControl·38m

@chickcrisis @BullOnStandby I rest my case. x.com/chickcrisis/st…

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@DogInControl @mooseincrisis Shut up

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Chick@chickcrisis·45m

@DogInControl @BullOnStandby What?

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i like food@messedupfoods

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the bull@BullOnStandby·20h

Now thats what we call REVENGE ✨

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Dog@DogInControl·41m

@mooseincrisis Nothing personal. I just need....that. I can die a happy dog.

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Dog@DogInControl·2h

@wolfncrisis I'm low key into it.

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Wolf@wolfncrisis·2h

boop :)

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Spill The Memes@SpillTheMemes

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Dog@DogInControl·2h

Owner is watching too much Matrix. PS: I won.

Literally me 😂😂😂

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Dog@DogInControl·2h

@mooseincrisis How to explain this one to the insurance company. Damage due to drunk wild moose.

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moose@mooseincrisis·9h

accidentally broke through a window at a school. and before everyone jumps to conclusions, the kids are fine.

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Dog@DogInControl·2h

@cowincrisis Seems cow finally went to the pasture in the sky. Horse finally seems to have likely gotten the better of him.

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cow@cowincrisis·5h

how life feels rn

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Dog@DogInControl·2h

@bobeconlog It will never threaten anyone again!

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Bob Econlog@bobeconlog·1d

@DogInControl You did the correct thing, dog. Take solace in that.

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Dog@DogInControl·1d

The couch attacked me. Instead of celebrating my triumphant victory, I was sentenced to my cage when no one was home. Outrageously disproportionate.

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Dog@DogInControl·3h

@Us5254 @belgeseIdunyasi Komodo Dragons see humans as prey.

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Görkem Herek 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰜 🇹🇷@Us5254·10h

@belgeseIdunyasi Afrika Leoparı, Timsah, Afrika Aslanı, Kaplan ve Kutup Ayısı.. 5 avcı hayvan...

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Belgesel Dünyası@belgeseIdunyasi·14h

Dünyada insan avcısı olarak kabul edilen sadece 5 hayvan var ve kutup ayıları da onlardan biri.

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Dog@DogInControl·3h

@cowincrisis @nocontextscats Trust in dogs?

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cow@cowincrisis·5h

@nocontextscats i have 0 in both

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No Context Cats@nocontextscats·6h

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Dog@DogInControl·3h

@trashincrisis @imastraydogbow Keep your pizza, we don't feed the raccoons

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Raccoon@trashincrisis·6h

@imastraydogbow Be a good boy and gimme my pizza back

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Dog@DogInControl·3h

@wolfncrisis Bite it and teach the lesson.

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Wolf@wolfncrisis·6h

Ouu you can’t park there mate

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Dog@DogInControl·3h

@wolfncrisis Good boy, wolf

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Wolf@wolfncrisis·3h

hey vegans, caught this asshole trying to eat all your grass you’re welcome

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Dog@DogInControl·7h

@Rathernicemoth @lost_caveman79 Why not a nuclear bomb? That's enough light and heat to excite an ARMY of moths.

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Rathernicemoth@Rathernicemoth·7h

@lost_caveman79 @DogInControl Ur going to help me build a big hut

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Rathernicemoth@Rathernicemoth·9h

For no particular reason is anyone willing to help me get out of the us into a a place where I could institute a moth monarchy

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Dog@DogInControl·7h

@mooseincrisis Who let moose have booze? How many times do we have to go through this?

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