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@BogartBoomer @TheRickWilson Whatever helps you sleep at night, pedo worshipper.

@TheRickWilson We know Rick is lying as usual. Share the details Rick, bring the receipts!

After reading the details released on the deal with Iran, let's get give them a battleship so we can sign our unconditional surrender. What a colossal foreign policy disaster.

@Sicario_453 @ScarlettG00 @JamieBonkiewicz @UltraMagaManda Whatever helps you sleep at night, pedo worshipper.

@ScarlettG00 @JamieBonkiewicz @UltraMagaManda This is also real lol

This is seriously the cringiest collapse of a nation in real time.

@bigmemetic @ScarlettG00 @JamieBonkiewicz @UltraMagaManda Whatever helps you sleep at night, maga

@ScarlettG00 @JamieBonkiewicz @UltraMagaManda A lot of working class Americans love this stuff. Why do you hate them?

@mirandysaurus 2/2 Andy or Miranda as long as they’d go, "No way! Nigel, really? I’m sorry I tried to set you up w/ (insert name here). Then Nigel would go, "You did that? We’re hiking buddies; I bring the wife & he brings his bf. Then Andy goes, "Hmm, good for him.

@mirandysaurus 1/2 I’m sorry, Nigel, but I will exchange gay canon Nigel for Mirandy. No need to say they’re gay; just them ending 2gether w/snippets of their life 2gether for TWDP3, I'm good. I’ll take Nigel’s "I'm not gay; I've been married for 30 yrs to the same woman”! He could say that to

when they’re in the middle of an argument and andy is really mad, but then miranda pulls this look and andy folds immediately

@johnnyedwardfap @Acyn Whatever helps you sleep at night, pedo worshipper

@Acyn It’s extraordinary how Joe Biden normalised the autopen

Trump: No autopen.

@Meidas_AlexS @Acyn His kidneys are about to give up on him.

@Acyn This is just utterly ridiculous. Everyone knows he is lying and they are all just pretending the emperor is wearing clothes. Also what is up with his eyes? I look like that after I had a very long cry….

Reporter: You have said before that Iran and the United States were close to a deal. It has not happened yet. Why are you so convinced that this time is different? Trump: Because they have taken a pounding. They want to make a deal a lot more than I do.

@Formerlib @RonFilipkowski @Acyn Whatever helps you sleep at night, pedo worshipper.

What’s crazy to me is how narcissistic do you have to be to insist that because you support a presidents policies and standards he has to also support yours? AND, if the president should conclude you are ok but someone else is better qualified well then fuck them and the American people.

The career arc has been quite a ride.

@VM729332 @NewsiesNeighbor @Acyn Whatever helps you sleep at night, maga

@NewsiesNeighbor @Acyn It absolutely does happen wifamilycouncil.org/radio/wi-hospi…

Trump: Transgender mutilization—where your child leaves your house and take your child from you…

@EnemyofGLaDOS @Acyn Whatever helps you sleep at night, pedo worshipper.

@Acyn What’s the obsession with his hands? Genuinely curious. The hand pictures have been coming in for months and months. Who cares if his hands are purple, black, green, orange, or neon.. who gives a f***

The president’s hand not looking too great

@adetovar2 @MarineDawg90 @Acyn Whatever helps you put food on the table, “maga”.

@MarineDawg90 @Acyn You’re lying.

Hegseth: President Trump has your back in the circumstances you need to undertake. We’re going to untie your hands and unleash you so that you come home and the bad guy doesn’t.

@Acyn One thing I'm never surprised by when I see Fox News is how their “journalists” can lie with a straight face & tell people their “honest” opinions. You don’t need to be smart to know they’re lying, but you need to be either dumb or complacent to believe their lies.

Gutfeld: Think of the parade of creeps and pervs the Democrats have introduced to us.

@lunelight This feels like a Supercat fanfic i read where Cat is saying, "I'm not weak; I can do this on my own," & then Kara says, "I know you can do it & you can take care of yourself; it’s just I don't want you to do it when I'm here to help you." She’s being considerate, & that’s love.

this scene made me so gay the noises she makes arching her back… Please Please PLEQSE MIRANDA let me do things to you

@MsAnnaBaxter @Acyn So….chinese for dinner?

@Acyn Farmers have lost all respect for him. Without being political, many have shared their disgust with me about his tariffs, our markets, the price of diesel, and no fertilizer for their crops.

Trump: I don't need this. I got elected. What the hell do I have to be here for? I'm here because I like the farmer. I guess there is a lot of truth to that.

@Beyondx2028 @tmartillo I think we found Katherine’s burner account.

I had the opposite experience. I was on a hike doing B roll for a film and we ran into Anna and Chris. Anna was weird but Chris talked to me and my buddy, asked what kind of camera and lense and asked what kind of film we were shooting. Talked to us for a good 5 minutes. Super nice dude

my “fuck Chris Pratt” story: met them both at Rainn Wilson’s fundraiser in Seattle before Pratt’s big break thru, I approached Anna for a pic & gushed about how much I loved her in House Bunny. Pratt legit scoffed, eye rolled, & was visibly annoyed. 💐 flowers for Anna!

@RepJackKimble As we speak, I am driving a 10-wheeler filled w/illegal immigrants from north, south, east, & western borders. They can’t read or write in English, but they know how 2 say 'Jack Kimble.' I do this 2x a day, inbtwin voting by mail & in person. Have 2 make sure 2 vote 11,780 times!

Remember, even if you are not in the 54th District, you can still write me in. If they will not let you write me in, stay in line and demand a provisional ballot

@QuantiusPilate @Acyn It's the same thing conservatives are saying about liberal women: they "love abortion," so we have them daily.

@Acyn I liked the results of my root canal so I went back for another one when it wasn’t needed

Reporter: If the president's in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups? Oz: He likes the results. He does really well. Uh, he aces the test every single day

@Patrick80668039 @maddenifico Whatever helps you sleep at night, pedo worshipper.

@maddenifico Soon Obummer & Hillary will be charged with treason..The charges are coming for many in his administration..No one is above the law.. Remember? Grand jurys up & down the east coast & there getting indictments..Justice will be served.

Just like the Nazis, Peter Thiel has fled to Argentina. Soon to come: America's Nuremberg trials.

@RepJackKimble The Rolling Stones are all set to go! But since it was a Capitol Hill climb, they are a no-go. So, best of luck with your 250th anniversary.

All you liberals thinking that all these artists cancelled on the Independence Day Concert because of President Trump. I have it on very good authority that Morris Day would have performed, but he didn't have the time.

Conservative Voter: He doesn't care about us. Somebody asked him about a week ago, what about the American people…. He did not care. I couldn't even watch that. I was angry after that. Like I voted for you and you don't care about me.