Quantius Pilate
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Quantius Pilate
@QuantiusPilate
Energy L/S HF QR and former CW3 (153M). @Tricare told me that triggering conservative snowflakes on Twitter was effective therapy. #GoBlue 〽️
the WaR-tOrN Chicago suburbs Katılım Haziran 2018
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@WallStreetApes nigga do you even know what a “slider” is
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This is the Arby’s roast beef slider
Look how tiny this is…. This is $4
If you put a sauce packet up next to it, the sauce packet is actually bigger than the sandwich
Arby’s roast beef sliders have more than doubled in price since 2019. There has also been significant portion shrinkage complaints
2015–2019 Sliders launched around $1.00–$1.29 each. They were frequently on a $1 happy hour deal
Now in 2026, they’ve gone up about 120% - 400%
This far outpaces inflation. We are being robbed blind
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@damintoell I swung my scalpel blade at this sterile cage of mayo
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@libsoftiktok how much money does the RNC have when you factor out the Israel kickbacks?
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Trump shuts down USAID and suddenly the Democratic Party is broke 🤔
VoteHub@VoteHub
National Committee Finance Update 🔴 RNC: Cash on hand: $123.9M Debt: $0 🔵 DNC: Cash on hand: $14.4M Debt: $17.5M
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@apathei @ConnorEatsPants all they recover is an argument with Erika over accepting Israeli money
GIF
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Sources telling me that Charlie will soon be stable
Space and Technology@spaceandtech_
🚨 Donald Trump says the US has experimental drugs that can bring dead people back to life.
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@3YearLetterman I once looked this up and the NYTimes “best seller” list is like a few hundred books
pretty much a commie achievement, like receiving a varsity letter in chess club
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Imagine being a “best selling author” and questioning me like this
Don Winslow@donwinslow
That picture on the left is Jackie Chan, not @brucelee
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@realannapaulina less, especially the israeli whores like you
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@NancyMace why’d you use your daddy to steal a college spot from someone who would accept a commission and fight for our freedoms
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Trump says the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because the Medal of Honor is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead” while the Medal of Freedom is for “healthy, beautiful” people
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@davidlfisher5 @ABC the dude won Bronze in the 100m at the 2024 Olympics lol
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@ABC Ppl are missing the reality here. That's pretty damn fast for a guy who isnt an olympian.
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Fred Kerley ran 100 meters in 9.97 seconds Sunday night to win the Enhanced Games.
Kerley, who predicted Usain Bolt's world record of 9.58 seconds would get “destroyed,” ran a time that would have placed him last at the Paris Olympics two years ago. abcnews.link/yulnpny
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@libsoftiktok @FBI a weak fatass like Trump would die from one kick by a girl
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@TheRevFeed Doug DeMuro and Top Gear both did this without cuts/edits and it looks like a pain in the ass
have fun when it suddenly starts raining
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@DiscussingFilm did a double take and my inner nerd was like “they’re using stop motion for the guard robots!”
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@LinkedInLunat1c POSH is such a better acronym than SHARP
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@esjesjesj replacement has the Israel stamp of approval
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Florida gov candidate James Fishback marries mystery blonde - just weeks after ditching girlfriend trib.al/s3nGB3X

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@MarcoFoster_ @herbiechar @megynkelly @hodgetwins Megyn Kelly can fuck right off
riding dear leader’s coattails all the way until she fell out of favor, and now she’s suddenly spilling all the bad details
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Megyn Kelly: “Trump has cheated on every wife he’s had. He met Marla Maples while he was married to the mother of his children Ivana. Ivana accused him of raping her. She alleged he was so angry over the hair transplant he got that she made him get, it was so painful that he raped her. He winds up with Melania and if you think Trump’s been faithful to Melania, you’ve got bigger issues than I can solve”
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@timecaptales ahh, back in the day when you didn’t have TL’s Wikipedia lay out the build sequence for you
GIF
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