shape shifting paragoblin

@BudPreemo @RedWavePress

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@NRFIalgorithm Cubs padres but I don’t trust either pitcher

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@NRFIalgorithm Nothing looks A++

@NRFIalgorithm Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

@nrfikingg Jays Sox?

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@jaslifts @thepropdealer I think wemby is out too

@thepropdealer Luka is out

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Day games fucking blow…

@wincapital_ I thought you were going to sleep

Nishesh is choking like fucking crazy holy shit man

@byesline Pitching. That’s the end of the conversation.

I can’t believe I’m even going to ask this but we’re having a split debate behind the scenes at station… If the Denver Broncos played the Colorado Rockies 162 times would the football players win a single game?

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@thepropdealer Ah I sees it

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@wagsischasing Spread?

ATP 🎾 Adam Walton ML (+470) The market is pricing Learner Tien as if he’s prime Novak Djokovic. That’s not the case. Conditions are not ideal for Tien to be priced this highly. Tien possesses a weak serve, it’s a spot that needs improvement. While the winds aren’t going to be as strong like they were yesterday, gusts are still going to top out at 30 - 35 mph, so that’ll greatly have an impact. He’s great defensively, can return well, brings a lot of variety to his game, but he’s better on quicker surfaces. Quicker surfaces make up for his lack of power, he’s able to be more effective. Slow, high bouncing courts leave the ball in the strike zone a little longer, and this is where Tien can get beat all day. Walton can still move well and still defend, he’s not one dimensional. He’s got the raw power that can blast through the dry desert air. This is way too wide and I’ll patiently watch Tien win 2-0 in 40 minutes.

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@bbrownDTP I guess framber will be in an “orioles” jersey after all 😂😭

These look 🔥 but am I the only one who thinks these look like Orioles Jerseys lol

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@orioles_zone You shut your mouth

Why do I have a feeling the Mets are gonna land Framber Valdez any moment…. #Birdland

@NRFIalgorithm FUCK

BREAKING: The Texas Rangers are acquiring left-hander MacKenzie Gore in a trade with the Washington Nationals. Gore struggled to the NRFI in 2025, as shown below, but was brilliant in 2024 going 27-5 (84.4%) to the NRFI. If we have 2024 Gore, NRFI’s will be cashed.