Gurning Chimp

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@JamesMelville Honestly, I just hate apps. m.youtube.com/watch?v=DBDPw0…

Digitalisation is “for your convenience.” - try explaining that to the 3 million people who are not online in the UK. The majority (67%) are aged 70 or over. The digitalisation of everything is creating digital exclusion for millions of people - in particular, our elderly.

@PimpMasterYoda1 Pfft, the kids are all looking to be influencers/streamers anyway. No chance of any historic scientists in this generation.

x.com/JOKAQARMY1/sta… Imagine how many teens/young adult future scientists are watching this right now and changing their early career projections to something else. All because they don't want to die mysteriously or vanish.

@FacileTalk @qikipedia It's Flanders, and he's still here.

@qikipedia England is still here. Flemania isn't.

There used to be a legend in Europe that the English were born with tails and sat on eggs. A 13th century Flemish poem jokingly suggested that if your hens died, you could bring an Englishman in instead.

@queennaurelia Why is the Oasis logo over what is clearly Hansen?

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

@ClownfishTVcom I could win a Merc? Well that's put me right off.

🚨 New Video on YouTube! 🚨 youtube.com/watch?v=bhS7b4… Microsoft Must Be Getting DESPERATE... Microsoft is begging you to use Edge and Copilot. In fact, they're giving away millions of dollars in cash and prizes to incentivize you to sign up -- including Mercedes-Benz automobil…

@Keir_Starmer Honestly thought this was a parody post at first.

St George’s flag stands for unity over hatred and decency over division. Those are the values I will always fight for. Some try to hijack our flag to spread hate, I reject their plastic patriotism. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@thegamerwebsite 'I'm a little tapped out on stories where men adopt daughter-like figures and prove their masculinity by protecting them.' Last Of Us has been mentioned, but can anyone think of other examples of this? All I'm coming up with is Bioshock: Infinite

Gaming Cannot Allow Pragmata's Diana Fan Club To Flourish bit.ly/48zIxYz

@Keir_Starmer The only way this country is united is everyone wants you to resign.

Today, we fly our flag proudly and we're reminded of the values it represents - service, generosity, and respect. When we stand together, united in our communities, we are stronger than any attempt to divide us. Happy St George’s Day!

@EddGorenstein @LarryBundyJr Think there's a Mario Pizza, or at least used to be, in Salford too! There's definitely a Simpson Fried Chicken with Homer in the logo in Bolton and there was a Pickle Rick's in Stockport at one point (may have closed)

@LarryBundyJr Now don't tell Nint*ndo about all the pizza places that use Italian plumbers in their marketing...

A chicken shop in Blackpool thought it was a great idea to use the name and logo of a certain fictional fried chicken chain from Grand Theft Auto. Rockstar's lawyers had a quick word with then, and now they're re-opening as "The Cluckin' B"! 🤣

@Maxplosives @qikipedia Only one I can think of that comes close is probably Redo Of Healer, which is so fucked up it's actually kind of funny.

@Gurning_Chimp @qikipedia I would be genuinely shocked if there aren't at least three different versions of this out there.

Some male parrotfish have harems of females. When they die, one of the females transforms into a male and takes over the harem.

@Maxplosives @qikipedia 'I Was Part Of A Harem, Then The Main Character Died And Now I Am The New Main Character'

@qikipedia "Look at me. I am the isekai protagonist now."

@LarryBundyJr Salford, Larry. That chicken shop was in Salford.

What do they mean by this? dailystar.co.uk/sport/football…

Crypto scammers seem to be out in force today. Going to do something about it @X @elonmusk ?

@netflix Fucking Hell, even after Stranger Things ended, they're still adding new characters.

There are more creatures out there... Return to Hawkins in Stranger Things: Tales From ’85, a new animated series, premiering April 23.

@RealEnli Good stuff. SpyxFamily is a great one too, really enjoyed Season 3. Though I think I'm looking most forward to Konosuba 4 or 100 Girlfriends 3 Mrs Chimp loves the Netflix One Piece, and I'm vaguely aware of the events in the manga, but I've never felt the need to take the plunge

@Gurning_Chimp That's fine. I enjoyed Spy x Family for that reason. I need to watch that new season too once I finish the next remade batch of one piece.

Wait when Netflix finally gets Uma Musume from Crunchy Roll!

@RealEnli It is very good. One of the best anime of the past while. I will say however, it's a slower paced anime, and thus not for everyone.

@Gurning_Chimp I'm binging through all of My hero at the moment. Once im finally over, Should I watch Frieren next? No Spoilers please, but is it a good series?

@LibraryOfWanda @sapphovas_shelf @wallabywhys1 Pee-wee Herman. It did lead to the greatest anti-drug advert though.

@sapphovas_shelf @wallabywhys1 Children's entertainers doing "adult" things back in the 00s was scandalous, Sarah-Jane Honeywell used to work with Mr Tumble but was fired after she did a photoshoot for some vegan thing where she posed half-naked on a plate? They did her so dirty it's insane

The NEW Balamory opening theme!