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@AIKOISSEY @fiago7 At one point, the Germans always saw the Dutch as their biggest rivals though (correct me if I'm wrong Germans!) and we've moved away to declaring the Argentinians as our biggest rivals after Maradona and a few bad losses. The Germans at least play fair and we can respect that.

@fiago7 Aren’t Germany and England rivals?

German football fans, who are you rooting for tomorrow? England or Argentina? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷

@CountDankulaTV Fuckin' Hell I didn't know they made skintight 70's stylee drainpipes in that size!

Guess what I did today because I'm a fucking retard.

Volunteers in Somerset have spent six weeks ‘living’ as otters, salmon, earthworms, red deer and kestrels to better understand the animal experience and aid conservation efforts.

@ClownfishTVcom Noel Gallagher said the same thing to Bono years ago

🚨 New Video on YouTube! 🚨 youtube.com/watch?v=G140Mx… Mick Jagger Tells Bruce Springsteen to SHUT UP About Politics... Mick Jagger tells Bruce Springsteen to "button your lip" about politics during live shows. And, of course, he's under fire for it. Do you think he cares? Wat…

@annoying_cowbag @Official_MRLP Past or present is it not?

@Gurning_Chimp @Official_MRLP Mogg is inactive . Choose another.

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@DerCaptainSS @PimpMasterYoda1 Oh I know it's not the point. The point is Willem Dafoe has a big knob and probably would walk up and down Pedro any day of the week.

@Gurning_Chimp @PimpMasterYoda1 That's not the point

x.com/SceneinCinema/… "You gonna let that homo do that to your wife?" "Leave me alone! He's just got anxiety!" "Even Will Smith had the balls to slap a man to defend his wife! Do something pussy!"

@Rouniyn @whozae @goboee I think you're thinking of the episode where they all accidentally eat magic mushrooms.

@whozae @goboee There was an episode in Cowboy Bebop where somebody smokes pot. Fujiko Mine also does a bongrip in one of the newer Lupin series.

this might be the first time i've ever seen an anime characters smoke weed before 😭

@Neondancer @qikipedia Grok'd it and it reckons Obama. I'm calling a hard doubt and I have no real overriding thoughts about the guy.

@Gurning_Chimp @qikipedia I'd put solid money on Willie Nelson being second.

There is only one living cultural or political figure in the US with a favourability rating higher than 50%: Dolly Parton.

@AsdaServiceTeam Eating a cider ice lolly and I find what looks to be a cocktail stick in it. What's going on?

@FreakyLeaksFNBR @DiscussingFilm Nah he's his own man.

@DiscussingFilm I wonder if this guy is anything like his father

First look at a Rotta the Hutt Halloween costume.

Kit's shacket seems to have evolved into a Miami Vice variant. #Corrie

@DiscussingFilm Don't forget to grumble 'I want to be my own man' and 'I'm not my father' as part of every sentence.

@DWPscumbags @Keir_Starmer Her death, not shocking really. Her MURDER though? VERY shocking.

@Keir_Starmer Earth to Keir Starmer - I very much doubt the whole country is shocked by the death of Ann Widdecombe. So stop trying to milk this incident.

The whole country will be utterly shocked by the awful news about the circumstances of Ann Widdecombe’s death. Today we come together across the political divide and I pay tribute to Ann’s dedication during her many years of public service. My thoughts and deepest condolences are with Ann’s family and friends.

The more conservative you are, the more likely you are to prefer Cristiano Ronaldo to Lionel Messi.

@Assassins_UK @Dominos_UK Hang on, I thought @Dominos_UK was raging against digital games the other day?

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@BrewDog Stout. It's the most consistent style there.

IPA. Lager. Stout. You can only save one...

@DiscussingFilm How will Denis fix the mess he made at the end of the second one in the name of STRONK WAMMMMEN? Did he actually read and comprehend the book this time?

New poster for ‘DUNE: PART 3’. In theaters on December 18.