Thecatwantsfood
441 posts
If I see any of you here supporting the right wing anymore I think I might just start blocking you guys no questions asked. Right wing politics is the belief of violence, of oppression and of superiority to those less fortunate. You all are complicit. You will be our downfall.
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian
🚨KKK SPOTTED IN RHODE ISLAND
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Red pushers cannot fathom taking individual risk for collective good
Jack@depression2019
It is actually disturbing how dumb the average person is Red gives you a 100% chance of living, you literally get nothing beneficial out of choosing blue
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@transkatgirl Alive and cohabiting a world with the wicked and despicable
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@bigitelif0 All women are children they never fucking grow up
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"Reşit olmayan kız" diye bir şey yok.
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@corsaren I picked red because blue pushers are annoying and stupid and I want them to die
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You know the drill. Four variants:
1) Everyone on earth has to press a red or blue button.
If >50% of people pick blue, everyone lives
If <=50% of people pick blue, only reds live
BUT, half the people already voted and you (and only you) saw the current tally: exactly 50/50.
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@Limewolfsandwch @merik2008 @TheCartoonLoon The discourse is based on many variants much of the discourse is useless
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@merik2008 @TheCartoonLoon But the entire discourse right now is not based on that variant, so bringing it up is farily meaningless.
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No. The question says you have to vote
If you cant vote means you didn't vote
If you didn't vote you didn't vote red
If you didn't vote red and red wins
You die.
I cant believe I need to explain this
Its literally all the original tweet
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Linda Hamonou@crazypuce
@TheCartoonLoon You can’t vote if you are in a coma. Meaning everyone only includes able voters.
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@KrazyRabb1t The problem is retarded people are allowed to vote, with basically people will die unless blue wins, this scenario is actually an argument against voting as a right
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There is no reason to click blue, if you do you are legit retarded.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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add a third button, it's purple, you abstain from voting but get 5 dollars
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there's literally no incentive to pressing the red button, it's a stupid ass premise
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@SkinnyTuna I voted blue but I wish more people voted red to kill blue pushers
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has a single ensouled human being voted red?
Tim Urban@waitbutwhy
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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“If you press red you always survive so only stupid people would pick blue” probably goes hard as an argument if you’re 15 and fail to take into account what even a 10-20% loss of population would do to the world + all the children you'd lose.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@iHypercube @0xPBIT It’s like the exact same percentage every time
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You live in a world of fully rational people who all make the correct decision.
If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button do they press?
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@AlbertsideB Well mister beast better make this really and introduce actual death to this so we can know once and for all
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Sorry buddy, but blue will ALWAYS win and you can’t do anything about it.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@gruzioa @Methylblu @neatoshin Hey man the video game sucked and I don’t like it and I want other people to know that
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@Methylblu @neatoshin because if something doesnt cater to those people they have to cry online and have other people like them make them feel valid
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@Jarebea89675150 @AccordionProp @esjesjesj Frankly that aspect kinda ruins this, because people are guaranteed to die unless you vote blue
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@AccordionProp @esjesjesj Add on they ignore literally the first word of the question. EVERYONE votes, including children. Original poster even clarified that yes, toddlers vote.
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People are really out here just admitting they’re sociopaths
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2
Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted
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@RoxiesHusband @Minekowo08 @cloud__alter Yeah that’s the problem with this scenario, the blue button is really the only choice because some are guaranteed to die unless it wins, it kinda takes away agency from much of the voters and I feel undermines the thought experiment
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@Minekowo08 @cloud__alter Babies and toddlers can not knowledgably choose and will choose randomly. Red winning statistically guarantees the death of ~50% of all babies and toddlers.
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Everyone presses blue = Everyone survives
Everyone presses red = Everyone survives
Most people press blue = Everyone survives
Most people press red = Red survives, but straight up all the blues get killed
Red is beneficial to only you, you don't even save anyone by choosing it
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@slimer48484 @lumpenspace I think the guy that made the button mechanism that allows babies to vote killed millions of people
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@lumpenspace they're crying because they killed billions of people
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once again, why are they guys in the middle crying? the chart clearly shows how the blues are going to their death
Ideas Guy@nosilverv
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@infinite_walrus @And_is_the They need to add a third green button that will kill everyone if it gets above 10%
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@And_is_the Red absolutely can lose. Red’s goal is to kill off all the blues. If the blues survive, that means red lost.
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Fym ">loses" red is literally the "you can't possibly lose" button
+ MachDominus +@MachDominus
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@WokeFDR Well since the point of pushing blue is to save the millions of babies that’s pushed blue by random chance, by definition blue pushes are made up of stupid babies
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@I_Think_Im_Chud @JoshuaTookes Cake. Other thing sounds gross.
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The insanely massive elephant in the room aside, why not just eat the fcking food you were feeding the guy?
Redd@ReddCinema
The real power be coming from the spinach💪
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@FreakyAme @JoshuaTookes Would you prefer to eat cake or some dudes meaty juicy leg, seared just right
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@I_Think_Im_Chud @JoshuaTookes Because I don't want to eat just grain that doesn't taste yummy. The people in the video however quite literally have mashed potato, fries, an entire cake, and even ice-cream. I don't find that very comparable.
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